Sponge ( Archived) (3)

Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath.
He points at her bush and asks, 'What's that Mommy?'
A little embarassed, she tells him that is her sponge.
Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back to playing with his toys. Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the shower shortly after she has shaved her bush for bikini season.
Tommy asks her, 'Where is your sponge mommy?'
Again embarassed she tells him that she lost it but will probably find it soon. Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy that he will help her find it.
His mother says OK and goes back to showering. Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's sponge.
What do you mean you found my sponge?
Where?
The lady next door has it and she's washing Daddy's face with it!'

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"