One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. > He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the > Middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he > Turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried To > dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He Called his > wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they Became worried and > decided to go to the hospital. > > As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home With > her date. After being informed of the problem, their Daughter's' date > said he could get the peanut out. The young man Told the father to sit > down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up The father's nose and > told him to blow hard.. When the father blew, The peanut flew out of & gt; his ear. > > The mother and daughter jumped and Yelled for joy. The young man > insisted that it was nothing. > > Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so > wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going To be when he > grows older ?' > > The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son In-law.'
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> He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
> Middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
> Turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried To
> dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He Called his
> wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they Became worried and
> decided to go to the hospital.
>
> As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home With
> her date. After being informed of the problem, their Daughter's' date
> said he could get the peanut out. The young man Told the father to sit
> down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up The father's nose and
> told him to blow hard.. When the father blew, The peanut flew out of
& gt; his ear.
>
> The mother and daughter jumped and Yelled for joy. The young man
> insisted that it was nothing.
>
> Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so
> wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going To be when he
> grows older ?'
>
> The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son In-law.'