Dating application ( Archived) (54)

Feb 5, 2008 4:06 PM CST Dating application
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
roseofsharon: My only question really would be:

Would you be prepared to reside in the west wing whilst I am in the east wing?? (We can meet up on alternate Tues, Thurs and Sun).

1. I don't want him getting under my feet now, do I?
2. The wine cellar is in the east wing!! Get yer mitts off.....!!


As long as I am allowed a pr of roller skates!

After this thread is done.. I will populate the applications,, one for men, one for women and will add them to the end.

Come on buds.. lets get some more interesting questions to add.
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Feb 5, 2008 4:09 PM CST Dating application
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
rasgumby: As long as I am allowed a pr of roller skates!

After this thread is done.. I will populate the applications,, one for men, one for women and will add them to the end.

Come on buds.. lets get some more interesting questions to add.


Whoooaaa... I thought mine was fairly interesting?? sigh Rollerskates?? Yes, of course.... just put them on at the top of these stairs, will ya??!! uh oh rolling on the floor laughing

Ooooops.... there he goes!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 5, 2008 4:23 PM CST Dating application
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
roseofsharon: Whoooaaa... I thought mine was fairly interesting?? Rollerskates?? Yes, of course.... just put them on at the top of these stairs, will ya??!!

Ooooops.... there he goes!!


Hey.... STOP pushing! LOL

"I thought mine was fairly interesting??"
wuz jus a genrul komunt tongue

Would you cause your partner bodily harm?___________________
(fer the life insurance)

wow
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Feb 5, 2008 4:35 PM CST Dating application
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
rasgumby: Hey.... STOP pushing! LOL

"I thought mine was fairly interesting??"
wuz jus a genrul komunt

Would you cause your partner bodily harm?___________________
(fer the life insurance)


Yes.... most probably!!!! grin

rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 5, 2008 8:27 PM CST Dating application
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
roseofsharon: Yes.... most probably!!!!


What are your're top 10 fav positions?_______________________

How did you learn of this opening?__________________________

years exp?_______________________________________

whos yer Daddy / Momma_____________________________

Do you enjoy torture?_________________________________
(Marriage)
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Feb 5, 2008 8:52 PM CST Dating application
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
Babe, if you read this, it's a joke! laugh

Looking forward to meeting mommy dearest.


laugh
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Feb 5, 2008 9:04 PM CST Dating application
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
rasgumby: LOL
how long do'es it take before you are spent?______________


how long does it take you?....lol
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Feb 5, 2008 9:08 PM CST Dating application
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
hrt4lse: how long does it take you?....lol


You would fall asleep before I finish!.....oh,, wait... that don't sound right somehow confused

"Have you ever been envolved in domestic violence?.............................."

sure was.... and she beat the cr*^ out of me!
crying
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Feb 5, 2008 9:13 PM CST Dating application
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
I thought 'all' meant all.

Too much fun here!

mumbling
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Feb 5, 2008 9:18 PM CST Dating application
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
So Cal addendum:

Are you rich?___________ (if no, please stop here).

Are you really into yourself?____(if no, please stop here).

Do you own a Lexus?_________

Do you own a Mercedes?_______

Do you own a BMW?________

What year?______(if older than 5 years, please stop here).

Are you hopelessly strapped by a mortgage you can't afford?_____

Do you have a gym membership just to tell people you have one?____

Have you had a manicure in the last week?______

Is it your world and everyone else is just in your way?_______

Do the "little people" amuse you?_______

smoking
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Feb 5, 2008 9:22 PM CST Dating application
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
That should be the L.A. region addendum....lol San Diego's not like that...lol

Are you willing to leave the rat race for God's country (Redding) ___________

Mountains or Ocean ____________

Can you handle the cold ____________

Can you handle the heat ____________

Do you have a boat _______________ (attach picture of boat)

What's your version of camping ______________

How many times a month do you play golf _______________
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Feb 5, 2008 9:47 PM CST Dating application
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
"Are you hopelessly strapped by a mortgage you can't afford?_____"

love this one!

The last 2 women that I dated wanted me to move out of my house..(older but paid for) just to move in with them and a crazy monthly mortgage payment.....

I know Im not smart but I sure aint crazy!thumbs down
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Feb 6, 2008 2:38 AM CST Dating application
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
Do you own a dog?_____________

Do you own a cat?______________

Do you own a dog that can eat my cat?_____________(Please say yes!)
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Feb 6, 2008 2:39 AM CST Dating application
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
I swear to god I didn't mean that dirty.

This stupid cat is driving me crazy. Almost as useless as my ex.
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