Dating application ( Archived) (54)

Feb 5, 2008 1:06 AM CST Dating application
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
Time to get back out in the dating world,
But it is a huge risk dating people you know nothing about.
so here is the dating application........
add you're questions. professor

name:
address:
phone # :

Do you do drugs?------------
do you drink?__________________
are you gay ?__________________
income ?______________________
do you own a fishing boat ? _______
do you cross dress ? _____________

add more!
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Feb 5, 2008 1:07 AM CST Dating application
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
Do you have your own teeth?
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Feb 5, 2008 1:10 AM CST Dating application
paddy1
paddy1paddy1limerick, Limerick Ireland38 Threads 982 Posts
alabamabebe: Do you have your own teeth?

and do u brush them laugh
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Feb 5, 2008 1:13 AM CST Dating application
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
do you brush it! LOL

(I sure do.. I bought them from wal-mart!)peace
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Feb 5, 2008 1:29 AM CST Dating application
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
rasgumby:

have you ever been in a mental institution?_____________________


rolling on the floor laughing I'm here aren't I?

Why do you think I call it the funny farm!
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Feb 5, 2008 2:17 AM CST Dating application
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
Have you ever been envolved in domestic violence?..............................

Do you leave dirty clothes lying around on the floor?.............................

Are you bi-polar?.....................................

Are you humble?......................................

Do you clean up your messes?..............................

Do you talk or do you YELL?..........................
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Feb 5, 2008 2:30 AM CST Dating application
Zarah
ZarahZarahdublin, Dublin Ireland28 Threads 1,388 Posts
Hey honey good for you!!! I have been single for 13 years and it is scarey!!! I personally think the main thing is drugs and drink....you will probably have to date quite a few women before you meet someone you really connect with but then again it could be instant...good luck sweetylips
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Feb 5, 2008 3:15 AM CST Dating application
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
Zarah: Hey honey good for you!!! I have been single for 13 years and it is scarey!!! I personally think the main thing is drugs and drink....you will probably have to date quite a few women before you meet someone you really connect with but then again it could be instant...good luck sweety


Not serious.. this is only for sake of a laugh
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Feb 5, 2008 3:46 AM CST Dating application
Zarah
ZarahZarahdublin, Dublin Ireland28 Threads 1,388 Posts
Sorry...misread the question...



Does your credit card allow my name?
Does your cooking skills extend more than pushing the button on the microwave?
Do you put out on the first date?
Do you invite a extra girlfriend for bedroom fun?
Will you score me 9 out of 10...I do!
Will you carve you own notch in my bedhead?
Will you ring your own taxi in the morning without waking me...do the dishes before you leave and pay the bills on the side board...thanks love...x
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Feb 5, 2008 3:49 AM CST Dating application
bbwandcute
bbwandcutebbwandcuteTauranga, Bay of Plenty New Zealand46 Threads 668 Posts
Does your dad own a brewery? rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 5, 2008 4:35 AM CST Dating application
morganlee
morganleemorganleeQawra, Majjistral Malta27 Threads 1 Polls 4,368 Posts
Do you lift up the toilet seat ?
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Feb 5, 2008 4:40 AM CST Dating application
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
morganlee: Do you lift up the toilet seat ?



Even though my aim is damn near perfect, I always lift the seat!wink
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Feb 5, 2008 4:40 AM CST Dating application
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
Do you have any Grey Poupon?.
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Feb 5, 2008 4:50 AM CST Dating application
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
skimpydoo: Do you have any Grey Poupon?.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 5, 2008 4:52 AM CST Dating application
morganlee
morganleemorganleeQawra, Majjistral Malta27 Threads 1 Polls 4,368 Posts
kidatheart: Even though my aim is damn near perfect, I always lift the seat!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing but do you put it down again??
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Feb 5, 2008 4:54 AM CST Dating application
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
skimpydoo: Do you have any Grey Poupon?.



Damn skimpy now I need to clean the coffee off my monitor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 5, 2008 4:54 AM CST Dating application
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
morganlee: but do you put it down again??



I do banana banana
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Feb 5, 2008 4:55 AM CST Dating application
morganlee
morganleemorganleeQawra, Majjistral Malta27 Threads 1 Polls 4,368 Posts
Dknew: Damn skimpy now I need to clean the coffee off my monitor
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Hi Dan how are you wave
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Feb 5, 2008 4:57 AM CST Dating application
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
Dknew: Damn skimpy now I need to clean the coffee off my monitor


Glad to make your laugh.
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Feb 5, 2008 4:57 AM CST Dating application
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
morganlee: Hi Dan how are you



Hi Morgan, I couldn't be better these days. What about you ?
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