better pay for parking (18)

Feb 18, 2008 1:23 PM CST better pay for parking
Jacko50
Jacko50Jacko50Qawra, Majjistral Malta70 Threads 371 Posts
lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a
while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her.

''Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.''
''Damn!' says the little old lady... ''I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!''
''Well, now, not so fast,'' says the cop. ''How did you get all that money? Did you steal it? ''
''Oh, no'', says the little old lady. ''You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the Football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I say: '$20 or off it comes!' '' '
''Hey, not a bad idea!'' laughs the cop. ''Good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag? ''
''Well'', says the little old lady, ''Not all of them pay!! ''
Feb 18, 2008 1:31 PM CST better pay for parking
Donau
DonauDonauAttika, Attica Greece5 Threads 283 Posts
What a bad lady-I might be an old lady too,but I would not do things like that!angel Anyway whats the use of the second bag?
Feb 18, 2008 1:45 PM CST better pay for parking
Jacko50
Jacko50Jacko50Qawra, Majjistral Malta70 Threads 371 Posts
Donau: well I understood that, I am not sooo stupid, but I wondered what use they would have any more? and since that bag was useless, whats did she carry it? Thats why I am not such a bad old lady-what do I need useless things for?
Souveniers..........another joke wasted laugh
Feb 18, 2008 1:46 PM CST better pay for parking
Donau
DonauDonauAttika, Attica Greece5 Threads 283 Posts
They might smell bad after some time-no joke any more than!
Feb 18, 2008 1:48 PM CST better pay for parking
Jacko50
Jacko50Jacko50Qawra, Majjistral Malta70 Threads 371 Posts
doh doh doh
Feb 18, 2008 1:49 PM CST better pay for parking
Donau: They might smell bad after some time-no joke any more than!


You can always preserve them in saltrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 18, 2008 1:51 PM CST better pay for parking
Jacko50
Jacko50Jacko50Qawra, Majjistral Malta70 Threads 371 Posts
cherscic: You can always preserve them in salt
Preserve them for better times? hehehe
Feb 18, 2008 1:51 PM CST better pay for parking
Donau
DonauDonauAttika, Attica Greece5 Threads 283 Posts
Well thats what old ladies are-either they cut or they are so sweet!hug
Feb 18, 2008 1:53 PM CST better pay for parking
Manolito
ManolitoManolitoa strfilled galaxy far faraway, Greater London, England UK19 Threads 1 Polls 1,611 Posts
Jacko50: Preserve them for better times? hehehe


...for a rainy day, so to speak rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 18, 2008 1:55 PM CST better pay for parking
Jacko50: Preserve them for better times? hehehe



They taste better ...with sugar..............or honey ????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 18, 2008 1:56 PM CST better pay for parking
Jacko50
Jacko50Jacko50Qawra, Majjistral Malta70 Threads 371 Posts
cherscic: They taste better ...with sugar..............or honey ????
Fresh cream rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue dancing
Feb 18, 2008 2:09 PM CST better pay for parking
Jacko50: In Australia we used the sheeps brain.............mashed it like potatoes.............


yukkyrolling on the floor laughing
Feb 18, 2008 2:11 PM CST better pay for parking
lisajane
lisajanelisajanesliema, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 1 Polls 717 Posts
i suppose she could always stuff them and have one for everyday of the week.rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 18, 2008 2:13 PM CST better pay for parking
Manolito
ManolitoManolitoa strfilled galaxy far faraway, Greater London, England UK19 Threads 1 Polls 1,611 Posts
lisajane: i suppose she could always stuff them and have one for everyday of the week.



i refuse to participate in the gastronomization of our manhood@!frustrated
Feb 18, 2008 2:22 PM CST better pay for parking
Manolito: i refuse to participate in the gastronomization of our manhood@!


Sure ..keep out...professor

Of.. course ..women is not the subject......professor

You do not laugh when the joke is on yougrin
Feb 18, 2008 2:46 PM CST better pay for parking
Manolito
ManolitoManolitoa strfilled galaxy far faraway, Greater London, England UK19 Threads 1 Polls 1,611 Posts
cherscic: Sure ..keep out...

Of.. course ..women is not the subject......

You do not laugh when the joke is on you


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

ok, there, i laughed! grin
Feb 18, 2008 2:58 PM CST better pay for parking
Donau
DonauDonauAttika, Attica Greece5 Threads 283 Posts
what cream-there is no cream!only lemon!
Feb 19, 2008 2:21 AM CST better pay for parking
maruska1980
maruska1980maruska1980Santa Venera, Majjistral Malta7 Threads 1 Polls 308 Posts
Manolito: ...for a rainy day, so to speak


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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