This Ain't Even Funny... (6)
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The_Kansan: A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his... uh... in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut me with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I' m going to set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer... You do whatever you want."
The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut me with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I' m going to set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer... You do whatever you want."
it was kinda funny........kinda
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And i bet he played that saw like only a hillbilly can ...
and his manhood shrunk, so he could escape the burning shed and drink whiskey with his wifes sister...
and his manhood shrunk, so he could escape the burning shed and drink whiskey with his wifes sister...
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I gotta' admit that even as justified in her actions as I think she was...
I got a helluva' chill down my back the first time I read this!
I got a helluva' chill down my back the first time I read this!
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I hope he made to the hospital with vice in tact.
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The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut me with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I' m going to set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer... You do whatever you want."