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Mar 4, 2008 4:59 AM CST the perfect woman part 2
skwidwurd
skwidwurdskwidwurdAberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK37 Threads 631 Posts
a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.

c) The economy model f*cks all night and, at midnight, turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.


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Mar 4, 2008 5:02 AM CST the perfect woman part 2
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skwidwurdskwidwurdAberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK37 Threads 631 Posts
oh............ladies, this is not intended to offend. just some friendly banter so pls lets not go sending me hate mail lolhug
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