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save it for special occasions."
"Around here we put the FUN in dysFUNctional."
"My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves
completely."
"I have an open mind - it's just closed for repairs."
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried
slamming a revolving door.
Excuse me...have you seen my sanity...I think I lost
it.
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read
all right?
Is it possible to be a closet claustrophobic?
My mother: A travel agent for guilt trips.
Eat american lamb...ten million coyotes can't be
wrong!
I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I
get back, please ask me to wait.
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with
soap?
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT
UP!
You'll never have a nervous breakdown, but you sure
are a carrier!
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a disjointed pinocchio...