man walking down the street and he passes a pub with a sign in the window that reads "pies 50p w*nks £1" So he walks into the pub and theres a gorgeous blonde woman behind the bar, he walks up to the bar and says "excuse me,are you the women who does the w*nks for a £1"
"yes"replies the woman
and the man says"wash your hands then love I would like a pie please"
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So he walks into the pub and theres a gorgeous blonde woman behind the bar, he walks up to the bar and says "excuse me,are you the women who does the w*nks for a £1"
"yes"replies the woman
and the man says"wash your hands then love I would like a pie please"