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Mar 27, 2008 6:37 PM CST Free drinks for everyone
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."
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Mar 27, 2008 6:41 PM CST Free drinks for everyone
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
Des, you're getting forgetful, I posted that one last Friday during the partieeeee!!!

rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 27, 2008 6:43 PM CST Free drinks for everyone
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
KrazieStill: Des, you're getting forgetful, I posted that one last Friday during the partieeeee!!!



LMAO I am going to fire myself



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 27, 2008 6:45 PM CST Free drinks for everyone
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
desmond: LMAO I am going to fire myself


It's alright my friend, it was 19 pages long. Beat the previous week by a page. FUN night that was.!!!!cheers
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Mar 27, 2008 6:49 PM CST Free drinks for everyone
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
KrazieStill: It's alright my friend, it was 19 pages long. Beat the previous week by a page. FUN night that was.!!!!



we need to do that again tomorrow night cheers
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Mar 27, 2008 6:53 PM CST Free drinks for everyone
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
desmond: we need to do that again tomorrow night


Sounds good to me. Think the CS hotties will join again?confused dunno
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Mar 27, 2008 6:55 PM CST Free drinks for everyone
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
KrazieStill: Sounds good to me. Think the CS hotties will join again?


we can only hope I have to make it ladies night ladies drink free devil devil
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Mar 27, 2008 6:56 PM CST Free drinks for everyone
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
desmond: we can only hope I have to make it ladies night ladies drink free


Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Peanut Butter Jelly Time banana banana banana
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Mar 27, 2008 6:59 PM CST Free drinks for everyone
uk_man_31
uk_man_31uk_man_31norwich, Norfolk, England UK52 Threads 6 Polls 821 Posts
oh no free drinks thendrinking
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