Train ticket (2)

Three women and three men are traveling by train to

> the football At the station, the three men each buy

> a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one

> ticket.

>

> 'How are the three of you going to travel on only

> one ticket?' asks one of the men.

>

> 'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.

>

> They all board the train. The three men take their

> respective seats but all three women cram into a

> toilet together and close the door. Shortly after

> the train has departed, the conductor comes around

> collecting tickets.

>

> He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket,

> please. The door opens just a crack, and a single

> arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor

> takes it and moves on. The men see this happen and

> agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the

> game, they decide to do the same thing on the return

> trip and save some money.

>

> When they get to the station they buy a single

> ticket for the return trip but see, to their

> astonishment, that the three women don't buy any

> ticket at all!! 'How are you going to travel without

> a ticket?' says one perplexed man. 'Watch and

> learn,' answer the women. When they board the train,

> the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the

> three women cram into another toilet just down the

> way.

>

> Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the

> women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet

> in which the men are hiding. The woman knocks on

> their door and says, 'Ticket, please.' I'm still

> trying to figure out why men ever think they are

> smarter than women!

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