Pros and Cons (and the subject is?). ( Archived) (1)

They call it the oldest game in the world.
There is no knocking it!
It is a hard fact that it is widespread.
Life begins and ends in it.
For balance we need to feel
our way into its depths.
You will find it on the hard shoulder
or even in the doggie positions of cities.
You can come to your own conclusions
after sniffing around it
and filling your throat deep
with the topic on the end
of everyone's tongue.
The missionary position would be
to go head to head
to grind out this infestation.
Many are up for it from all positions
and while it happens in multiple ways,
on the whole it is frowned upon
by society at large as being full of tricks.
You'd certainly be a real tit, I feel,
not to take it to your bosom,
undress it's better qualities
and allow it to unfold.
Give it a clap for laying around so long.
Husbands handle the affair
on the side of distancing themselves
from limp harrassment.
Women keep their eye on the ball
while it really gets a gay's back up.
Priests are a bit over the top
in groping their way to what they
consider juvenile thinking
and bishops consult waitresses on it
often finding sixty-nine
ways of looking at it.
The long and the short of it
is that it has it's ups and downs.
No hole in the corner subject this!
Even if our views are a bit
on the back side of normal
we go along for the ride.
If we could just get our leg over
these problems, we'd end up
sitting right on top of it.