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Jun 18, 2008 9:43 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: Do you like Steven King ?




For the most part, yes. used to be an avid reader aswell. When we left Quebec, I left behind 3,230 paper backs. (this does not includthe hard covered books.)
Jun 18, 2008 9:47 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: For the most part, yes. used to be an avid reader aswell. When we left Quebec, I left behind 3,230 paper backs. (this does not includthe hard covered books.)

Holy moly.. the reason I asked is because several years ago, they filmed the Steven King movie Needful Things in Gibsons, and if you watch it, when the part comes up where the two guys are fighting outside the bar, off in the distance, you can hear what sounds like a car taking off without a muffler on it, well that was me driving, and yup I was driving a nova, and it had no muffler on it (stupid thing fell off driving down to Lower Gibsons)
Jun 18, 2008 9:53 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: Holy moly.. the reason I asked is because several years ago, they filmed the Steven King movie Needful Things in Gibsons, and if you watch it, when the part comes up where the two guys are fighting outside the bar, off in the distance, you can hear what sounds like a car taking off without a muffler on it, well that was me driving, and yup I was driving a nova, and it had no muffler on it (stupid thing fell off driving down to Lower Gibsons)



COOL!!!! That was a good movie. So it was filmed in your old haunting grounds.

So now you are a famous Nova mufflerless driver? grin
Jun 18, 2008 10:02 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: COOL!!!! That was a good movie. So it was filmed in your old haunting grounds.

So now you are a famous Nova mufflerless driver?

Naw, just a slob with a broken down hunk of junk (and it wasn't even mine)

When they were filming the movie, they had built the church right over top of the towns info centre, and I was driving taxi at the time. Well I had to pick up a couple of elderly ladies from the ferry and drive them into Lower Gibsons, as we began passing the (now) church, one of the ladies noticed it and said, "Look, there's a church there now", and I said, well yea, it's called progress, she then asked about the pine tree that grew outside the info centre, and I said, they kept it, now it's inside the church for when they have christmas mass.. the other elderly lady started giggling, so the first one asked if I was pulling her leg, and I said all the way to Sechelt..then I told her the truth..and get this.. she called me a brat, and cuffed me in the back of the head... go figure
Jun 18, 2008 10:06 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: Naw, just a slob with a broken down hunk of junk (and it wasn't even mine)

When they were filming the movie, they had built the church right over top of the towns info centre, and I was driving taxi at the time. Well I had to pick up a couple of elderly ladies from the ferry and drive them into Lower Gibsons, as we began passing the (now) church, one of the ladies noticed it and said, "Look, there's a church there now", and I said, well yea, it's called progress, she then asked about the pine tree that grew outside the info centre, and I said, they kept it, now it's inside the church for when they have christmas mass.. the other elderly lady started giggling, so the first one asked if I was pulling her leg, and I said all the way to Sechelt..then I told her the truth..and get this.. she called me a brat, and cuffed me in the back of the head... go figure



hmmm you are a brat....... and giving you that cuff on the back of the head.... I like her!!!!

So if you ever drive, and I'm in the back seat, I can give you a cuff up the back of the head??? innocent
Jun 18, 2008 10:09 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: hmmm you are a brat....... and giving you that cuff on the back of the head.... I like her!!!!

So if you ever drive, and I'm in the back seat, I can give you a cuff up the back of the head???


Sure as long as I can crawl into the back seat with you..and I'm not talking about cuffing you either ...blushing
Jun 18, 2008 10:11 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: Sure as long as I can crawl into the back seat with you..and I'm not talking about cuffing you either ...



rolling on the floor laughing You're not only a brat, but a funny boy!!!! tongue
Jun 18, 2008 10:14 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: You're not only a brat, but a funny boy!!!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing bet you'd think twice now before cuffing me, huh ?
Jun 18, 2008 10:26 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: bet you'd think twice now before cuffing me, huh ?


Hello no, I'll just do it......... don't know why I asked..... never asked a person,'Excused me, is it OK if I cuff/slap you?" grin

When I am at work, a couple of co workers like to come up behind and talk to me. Because I am thinking about what I am doing, it's very easy to scare the ..... out of me.

Safety officer has been slapped a couple of times. One time I was asking a co worker a question and the safety person walked up behind us and scared the .... out of me, I screamed and automatic reflex..... was to slap. The back of my hand was swollen for 3 days.


It's a good thing I do not have a rolling pin. grin
Jun 18, 2008 10:27 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: Hello no, I'll just do it......... don't know why I asked..... never asked a person,'Excused me, is it OK if I cuff/slap you?"

When I am at work, a couple of co workers like to come up behind and talk to me. Because I am thinking about what I am doing, it's very easy to scare the ..... out of me.

Safety officer has been slapped a couple of times. One time I was asking a co worker a question and the safety person walked up behind us and scared the .... out of me, I screamed and automatic reflex..... was to slap. The back of my hand was swollen for 3 days. It's a good thing I do not have a rolling pin.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing bet he thought twice about sneaking up behind you again
Jun 18, 2008 10:39 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: bet he thought twice about sneaking up behind you again



It's a running joke now...... lets try to go to K's office or while she is concentrating on something she is doing.... and just say hello and see how high she jumps.

One co worker commented that she did not know a short person could jump that high. blushing

Word of warning, don't stand close if you scare me that much.


My family was watching a movie about Snakes.... I am terrified of them, so I went into the kitchen to get away from seeing them on the tv. My oldest decided to come up behind me, touched me on the back of my neck and when did that "ssssss" snake sound. He took off real quick, but I got him with my slipper. grin
Jun 18, 2008 10:45 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: It's a running joke now...... lets try to go to K's office or while she is concentrating on something she is doing.... and just say hello and see how high she jumps.

One co worker commented that she did not know a short person could jump that high.

Word of warning, don't stand close if you scare me that much.My family was watching a movie about Snakes.... I am terrified of them, so I went into the kitchen to get away from seeing them on the tv. My oldest decided to come up behind me, touched me on the back of my neck and when did that "ssssss" snake sound. He took off real quick, but I got him with my slipper.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thats funny.. you'd hate to watch a scarey movie with me then, I have a REAL bad habit of when I'm watching a good scarey movie with someone, just as it gets to the point where you know something is going to happen, I'll reach over, quickly grab ahold of you, and scream ..AHHHHH
You'd be amased just how many people I got that came VERY close to pissing themselves..and yes I have got belted for it more than once
Jun 18, 2008 10:50 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: thats funny.. you'd hate to watch a scarey movie with me then, I have a REAL bad habit of when I'm watching a good scarey movie with someone, just as it gets to the point where you know something is going to happen, I'll reach over, quickly grab ahold of you, and scream ..AHHHHH
You'd be amased just how many people I got that came VERY close to pissing themselves..and yes I have got belted for it more than once


That will definately get you slapped .... more than once.... a swear word or two.... and my favorite term of endearment..... "Stupid Sh-t!"
Jun 18, 2008 10:58 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: No that is a term of endearment you would be called. I'm not a pokey bear, honey bunch, or snookems kind of name giver.

The only sweet sappy term of endearment is Hun.... use it for my kids and some close friends.

I have a feeling you'd prefer being called Stupid..Sh-t :-)


Been called that and worse before.. so I guess pookie would be out of the quiestion, huh ?
Jun 18, 2008 11:02 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: Been called that and worse before.. so I guess pookie would be out of the quiestion, huh ?



How about Brat, or Cooky? :-)
Jun 18, 2008 11:03 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: How about Brat, or Cooky? :-)


When I said pookie, I was referring to you..not me
women..sheesh...
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Jun 18, 2008 11:05 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: Been called that and worse before.. so I guess pookie would be out of the quiestion, huh ?


Look at it this way,,,, you could get called DEAR in that nasally annoyed at you voice.... or

get called Stupid Sh-t.... with a happy to see you, etc tone and smile... and don't forget about .... that look on the person's face as they are looking at you when they say it.
Jun 18, 2008 11:13 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: Funny boy!!

As always Brew, it's been a joy getting to know you more. Thanks for the laughs and smiles.

Take care kiddo, I need to get my zzzz's.

Hope you have a great day and supper tomorrow.

Sweet dreams Brew!!
Natta everyone, hope you have a great day tomorrow.


Sweet dreams....pookie
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teddybear
talk to ya later
Jun 19, 2008 7:38 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
KNEE JERKER

With Tiger Woods going for his third knee surgery, his doctor recommended Tiger get some skin grafts for the knee, preferably from an area such as his buttocks so that no one could see it.

Tiger refused.

He didn't want to go through life with a bum knee.
Jun 20, 2008 1:05 AM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
KHD100: KNEE JERKER

With Tiger Woods going for his third knee surgery, his doctor recommended Tiger get some skin grafts for the knee, preferably from an area such as his buttocks so that no one could see it.

Tiger refused.

He didn't want to go through life with a bum knee.



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