women's compact instruction booklet ( Archived) (5)

1. never do housework.no man ever loved a woman because the house was spotless

2.remember you are known by the idiot you accompany

3. don't imagine you can change a man,unless he's in diapers

4. what do you do if your boyfriend walks out? you shut the door

5. so many men,so many reasons not to date any of them
6. if they put a man on the moon,they should be able to put them all there

7. tell him you're not his type, you have a pulse

8.never let your man's mind wander,it's too little to be let out.

9. go for younger men.you might as well,they never mature anyway

10. men are all the same,they just have differternt faces so you can tell them apart.

11.definition of a bachelor,a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable

12. woman don't make fools of men,most of them are the do it yourself types

13.the best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it

14. love is blind,but marriage is a real eye opener

15. if you want a committed man,look in a mental hospital

16. the children of Israle wandered around the desert for 40 years,even in the biblical times,men wouldn't ask for directions.

17. if he asks what sort of bookes you're interested in,tell him checkbooks.

18. remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him.jokes it means you laugh at his

19. sadly all men are created equal

20. when he asks you i he's your first date,tell him .you may be,you look familiar

LOL Z........

I like the way u think.

LOL..good one