Washed ashore on remote Scottish Island. Plenty of seabirds, shorebirds, seals and sharks, but not many species of the male human variety. Walking along the seashore, seeking messages in a bottle, would love to find a few romantic lines !! Maurading pirates will be forced to walk the plank but saucy sailors most welcome.
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