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My father was checking the pickup under the hood. It was snowing.....a mean little boy (me) whops my father in the neck with a snow ball and the snow went down his shirt. He really didn't take my apology serious.....because I was laughing too hard as I said, "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hit you in the neck...I was trying to hit you upside the head!"
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Next! Your turn! ditto! same mo!
I already told you about the space ship in my back yard....didn't I?
I already told you about the space ship in my back yard....didn't I?
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My father was asked by the teacher to turn up the raidator. She said, Will you screw the raidiator.................Mam! I don't know how to screw a raidiator. She said you screw it like a fruit jar..........mam! I have never screwed a fruit jar. He got sent to the office! he told the principle...."She was the one coming up with the dirty stuff!!!
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Our class was having a trial of Benidict Arnold and the teacher picked me to be the defense for him.
Another kid was to be the defendant.
I shocked the teacher with my opening statement......
"I move that this trail be declared a mistrial due to prejudice of the court and jury!"
The teacher's mouth dropped open and she stammered and said "We will go just like we are."
I watched Perry Mason a lot!!!!!