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"Ouch" he says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the piece of paper I found in your pants, with the name Laura Lou written on it."
"Two weeks ago when I went to the track, Laura Lou was the name of a horse I bet on" he explained.
"Oh Honey I’m so sorry" his wife said, "I should have known there was a good reason."
Three days later while watching TV his wife walked up behind him and hit him with an iron skillet, knocking him out cold.
After 15 minutes in great pain he said. "What in the world was that for?"
"Your horse phoned" screamed his wife