Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice! (47)
alabamabebe: Be honest, tell her how you really feel. That you want to f*** her brains out. That's always a good ice breaker.
Tell us your problems so we can help destroy your life also!
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rasgumby: Just rub some orange juice on it and it will feel just fantastic!!
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cardsfan24: ok brb will go tryit....
If that don't work,, you might want to try the entire orange up your bottom!
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rasgumby: Tell us your problems so we can help destroy your life also!
Ummm, ok. How do I get a guy to understand that no means no and yes means yes?
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alabamabebe: Ummm, ok.
How do I get a guy to understand that no means no and yes means yes?
How do I get a guy to understand that no means no and yes means yes?
Thats an easy one.. never say NO!!!
Just spread em right there on the floor no matter where you are!
No more misunderstandings!!!
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alabamabebe: Ummm, ok.
How do I get a guy to understand that no means no and yes means yes?
How do I get a guy to understand that no means no and yes means yes?
No idea. I certainly haven't been able to figure it out. Good luck with that. And post back if you find out how it's done.
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rasgumby: Thats an easy one.. never say NO!!!
Just spread em right there on the floor no matter where you are!
No more misunderstandings!!!
Just spread em right there on the floor no matter where you are!
No more misunderstandings!!!
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rasgumby: If that don't work,, you might want to try the entire orange up your bottom!
it won't fit...AND NO MEANS YES AND YES MEANS NO>>>>
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cardsfan24: it won't fit...
AND NO MEANS YES AND YES MEANS NO>>>>
Where the eff is the :slap: emoticon!AND NO MEANS YES AND YES MEANS NO>>>>
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Sienne: No idea. I certainly haven't been able to figure it out. Good luck with that. And post back if you find out how it's done.
Just ask him if he has per gerbils!
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rasgumby: Just ask him if he has per gerbils!
Pet... oops
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cardsfan24: it won't fit...
AND NO MEANS YES AND YES MEANS NO>>>>
AND NO MEANS YES AND YES MEANS NO>>>>
Bull Chips!!
No means yes and yes means yes_ and if she slaps you it means... I want you right now!!
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rasgumby: Bull Chips!!
No means yes and yes means yes_ and if she slaps you it means... I want you right now!!
No means yes and yes means yes_ and if she slaps you it means... I want you right now!!
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cardsfan24: i like the way you think....
Always glad to give some bad advice...
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Ok, Rasgumby...here's what I need advice on: "Working 3rd shift and with no social life to speak of....how do I end up not ending up being that crazy spinster woman down the street we all hear about?"
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Dont_Look_Now: Ok, Rasgumby...here's what I need advice on: "Working 3rd shift and with no social life to speak of....how do I end up not ending up being that crazy spinster woman down the street we all hear about?"
Another easy one.
Put a red light in the front bedroom window or maybe even in the front porch light. will get you some activity before you have to go to work.
Then go to church on Sundays wearing a really short mini skirt!
If that don't work....
in all of your free time.. walk around town in chaps with no jeans underneath!!!
If that also fails.....
You might want to shower out in your front yard with cold water
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rasgumby: Another easy one.
Put a red light in the front bedroom window or maybe even in the front porch light. will get you some activity before you have to go to work.
Then go to church on Sundays wearing a really short mini skirt!
If that don't work....
in all of your free time.. walk around town in chaps with no jeans underneath!!!
If that also fails.....
You might want to shower out in your front yard with cold water
Put a red light in the front bedroom window or maybe even in the front porch light. will get you some activity before you have to go to work.
Then go to church on Sundays wearing a really short mini skirt!
If that don't work....
in all of your free time.. walk around town in chaps with no jeans underneath!!!
If that also fails.....
You might want to shower out in your front yard with cold water
Or you can just move to Missouri!!!
Hint Hint
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rasgumby: Another easy one.
Put a red light in the front bedroom window or maybe even in the front porch light. will get you some activity before you have to go to work.
Then go to church on Sundays wearing a really short mini skirt!
If that don't work....
in all of your free time.. walk around town in chaps with no jeans underneath!!!
If that also fails.....
You might want to shower out in your front yard with cold water
I certainly don't want THAT kind of attention Put a red light in the front bedroom window or maybe even in the front porch light. will get you some activity before you have to go to work.
Then go to church on Sundays wearing a really short mini skirt!
If that don't work....
in all of your free time.. walk around town in chaps with no jeans underneath!!!
If that also fails.....
You might want to shower out in your front yard with cold water
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Dont_Look_Now: I certainly don't want THAT kind of attention
Hey girl, read the title of the thread
But at least I didn't tell you to charge for it
But hey........ Honestly. a little extra cash never hurts!!!
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