Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice! (47)
RillyNiceGuy: You mean the thing that looked like a coin pouch!
Looked to me like the change most likely all fell out!
I thinkest the closer was wore out!!
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Tell Us your problems... Myself and others will tell you how to really screw up your life.. Just in case you haven't already figured out how to do it yourself!!rolling on the floor laughing
Heres my first problem...
Come on folks..... You have been doing things the wrong-- wrong way.
let others tell you the right wrong way
Heres my first problem...
Come on folks..... You have been doing things the wrong-- wrong way.
let others tell you the right wrong way
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Ok.... my soon to be ex is giving me all sorts of grief about who gets what.... he wants it all. We even fought over the under £100 fridge we have in our office.
How can I get this sorted before we murder each other?
How can I get this sorted before we murder each other?
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ltlmstrouble: Ok.... my soon to be ex is giving me all sorts of grief about who gets what.... he wants it all. We even fought over the under £100 fridge we have in our office.
How can I get this sorted before we murder each other?
How can I get this sorted before we murder each other?
First you need a drill with a 2 inch bit.
a good heave log chain and lock, huge shovel and flash light with fresh batteries!
first go out in the woods and dig a hole 7 feet by 4 feet by 6 feet deep.
then invite him over for dinner and maybe some play afterwards.
after he has his last supper, lay him on the ground, when he closes his eyes... drill through his forehead.
place the body in the frig and wrap the log chain around it and the lock.
place it in the hole and cover it up.
or.. Option 2. just let him have everything
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MEN.
You can't live with them and you can't run them through a blender!
You can't live with them and you can't run them through a blender!
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hmm ... my problem is i dont like sharing and diffusing problems to the entire non problem stricken lot ...
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rasgumby: First you need a drill with a 2 inch bit.
a good heave log chain and lock, huge shovel and flash light with fresh batteries!
first go out in the woods and dig a hole 7 feet by 4 feet by 6 feet deep.
then invite him over for dinner and maybe some play afterwards.
after he has his last supper, lay him on the ground, when he closes his eyes... drill through his forehead.
place the body in the frig and wrap the log chain around it and the lock.
place it in the hole and cover it up.
or.. Option 2. just let him have everything
LOL as tempting as the first option is, think I would have to go with option 2 and perhaps hire some NI to kneecap him....a good heave log chain and lock, huge shovel and flash light with fresh batteries!
first go out in the woods and dig a hole 7 feet by 4 feet by 6 feet deep.
then invite him over for dinner and maybe some play afterwards.
after he has his last supper, lay him on the ground, when he closes his eyes... drill through his forehead.
place the body in the frig and wrap the log chain around it and the lock.
place it in the hole and cover it up.
or.. Option 2. just let him have everything
Oops did I really type that?
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riyablossom: hmm ... my problem is i dont like sharing and diffusing problems to the entire non problem stricken lot ...
And where have you located that lot??
this is a joke thread.. Make up a silly problem...
or you are free to give some bad advice to others!!!
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rasgumby: And where have you located that lot??
this is a joke thread.. Make up a silly problem...
or you are free to give some bad advice to others!!!
this is a joke thread.. Make up a silly problem...
or you are free to give some bad advice to others!!!
I know .. i sort of tried.
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ltlmstrouble: LOL as tempting as the first option is, think I would have to go with option 2 and perhaps hire some NI to kneecap him....
Oops did I really type that?
Oops did I really type that?
Really, you should just get on your knees and beg him to come back, Tell him that you just don't want to live a life without him!!
do this with a knife to your throat for effect!!
Tell him that his mum can move in with you to, and his girlfriend..
I will think a bit to see if I can come up with some worse advice
Your welcome
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OK, problem you all can give me advice on.
I have a new pet- Dog.
He keeps humping everybody's leg, How do I get him to stop??
Make it good..LOL
I have a new pet- Dog.
He keeps humping everybody's leg, How do I get him to stop??
Make it good..LOL
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riya i thot it was funny
leave it to you RG to take it all just one step further
xlnt
i wish id have thot of it
but then id have been lynched for it
the girls like the ras
leave it to you RG to take it all just one step further
xlnt
i wish id have thot of it
but then id have been lynched for it
the girls like the ras
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mindfful: riya i thot it was funny leave it to you RG to take it all just one step further
xlnt
i wish id have thot of it
but then id have been lynched for it
the girls like the ras
xlnt
i wish id have thot of it
but then id have been lynched for it
the girls like the ras
So wheres your advice
I don't get it
There is bad advice in most threads, But I give a special spot here for bad advice and so few want to join in My Daddy always said " If something is worth doing- Its worth doing right"
So I figured.. if we are going to screw up- at least we should do a great job of it!!
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mindfful: riya i thot it was funny leave it to you RG to take it all just one step further
xlnt
i wish id have thot of it
but then id have been lynched for it
the girls like the ras
xlnt
i wish id have thot of it
but then id have been lynched for it
the girls like the ras
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ok pal
how much coffee have YOU haaad?
have you been here since last night?
whatever advice i gave at the moment would be snide
shame on me
ok toss me a query
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mindfful: ok pal
how much coffee have YOU haaad?
have you been here since last night?
whatever advice i gave at the moment would be snide
shame on me
ok toss me a query
how much coffee have YOU haaad?
have you been here since last night?
whatever advice i gave at the moment would be snide
shame on me
ok toss me a query
only one cup... 72 ounces..LOL
No, just woke to early.
query already above, abt my dog.
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rasgumby: MEN.
You can't live with them and you can't run them through a blender!
You can't live with them and you can't run them through a blender!
MEN
Can't live with them.. and Can't live with them.
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Claayer: MEN
Can't live with them.. and Can't live with them.
Can't live with them.. and Can't live with them.
Hey now... By that current picture, I can honestly say... Don't be such a B***H! 
( hey folks.. just for the record- She had a dog photo up when I wrote this)------ This thread is Archived ------
rasgumby: Hey now... By that current picture, I can honestly say... Don't be such a B***H! ( hey folks.. just for the record- She had a dog photo up when I wrote this)
But since you are a dog for now.......... I will let you stick your nose any place you want!
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But at least I didn't tell you to charge for it
But hey........ Honestly. a little extra cash never hurts!!!