My Joke of the day (3)
airlinerCentral, New Jersey USA23 Threads 2 Polls 5,143 Postsis that I don't have one....Come on in and feel free to give us a few good ones
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A guy is sitting at home, watching a football game when he hears a knock at the door. He goes to the door and opens it, but there's nobody there. However there is a large snail sitting on the porch. The man picks up the snail and hurls it as far as he can into the neighboring field.
Six months later, the same guy is sitting at home watching a baseball game when he hears another knock at the door. He goes to the door and opens and sees a large snail sitting on the porch. The snail says, "What the hell was that for?!!"
A guy is sitting at home, watching a football game when he hears a knock at the door. He goes to the door and opens it, but there's nobody there. However there is a large snail sitting on the porch. The man picks up the snail and hurls it as far as he can into the neighboring field.
Six months later, the same guy is sitting at home watching a baseball game when he hears another knock at the door. He goes to the door and opens and sees a large snail sitting on the porch. The snail says, "What the hell was that for?!!"
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A guy was trying to sleep but one mosquito kept flying around and disturbed his sleep with its sound "buzzzz buzzzz buzzzz".
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand.
He is very kind and gente. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "sleeping my baby, tralalala...".
After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands.
So he goes near it and shouts "BUZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZ"
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand.
He is very kind and gente. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "sleeping my baby, tralalala...".
After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands.
So he goes near it and shouts "BUZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZ"
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