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Aug 20, 2008 12:09 PM CST Know nothings
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
Don't you just get so sick of these kind of people so fast!?rolling on the floor laughing

I'm talking about people with such a small amount of brain function that they are not dangerous to themselves... but to everyone around them as well.

Like the person that never checks the oil in a car till it dies, with a distinct scent of burning metal- 250 miles from home, the ones that just can't get the lawn mower to run for a second... comes over and ask you to take a look at it.. just to discover that turbo hasn't put any gas in it.
The people that lock their keys inside of the house 8 times per week, the ones that but a 4000 btu air conditioner and expect it to do a great job of cooling a 4000 sq ft house, or the ones that after a 2 foot snow.. instead of shoveling the walk... just use an entire bag of rock salt on it and expect it to work??
or the guy at the full service station that just filled your window wiper fluid reserve with antifreeze!!!

Tell us of some of the truly stupid things you have seen people do.

rolling on the floor laughing applause
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Aug 20, 2008 12:11 PM CST Know nothings
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
rasgumby: Don't you just get so sick of these kind of people so fast!?

I'm talking about people with such a small amount of brain function that they are not dangerous to themselves... but to everyone around them as well.

Like the person that never checks the oil in a car till it dies, with a distinct scent of burning metal- 250 miles from home, the ones that just can't get the lawn mower to run for a second... comes over and ask you to take a look at it.. just to discover that turbo hasn't put any gas in it.
The people that lock their keys inside of the house 8 times per week, the ones that but a 4000 btu air conditioner and expect it to do a great job of cooling a 4000 sq ft house, or the ones that after a 2 foot snow.. instead of shoveling the walk... just use an entire bag of rock salt on it and expect it to work??
or the guy at the full service station that just filled your window wiper fluid reserve with antifreeze!!!

Tell us of some of the truly stupid things you have seen people do.



This is now us women who are dumbing down!!!!!!!!!!!


professor roll eyes dunno uh oh


We know nuttin.....grin
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Aug 20, 2008 12:13 PM CST Know nothings
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: This is now us women who are dumbing down!!!!!!!!!!! We know nuttin.....
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause I know nothing eitherlaugh
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Aug 20, 2008 12:14 PM CST Know nothings
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Men who pee on electric fencesrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 20, 2008 12:14 PM CST Know nothings
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
mylifewithu: I know nothing either



HUHHHHHHHHHHH???????....I didn't hear you....the wind was too loud whipping between my ears!!!!!!!!



dunno uh oh roll eyes laugh
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Aug 20, 2008 12:15 PM CST Know nothings
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: HUHHHHHHHHHHH???????....I didn't hear you....the wind was too loud whipping between my ears!!!!!!!!
Wind what is winddoh I don't know about these thingslaugh
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Aug 20, 2008 12:16 PM CST Know nothings
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
I always tell my son.."use the right tool for the job"

Dumb.... rounding off every nut he has ever touched because he uses vice grips on them.
Then a wrench will never fit on it againvery mad frustrated
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Aug 20, 2008 12:16 PM CST Know nothings
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
I know nothing...

I see nothing...

I say nothing..

I hear nothing...

uh oh dunno
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Aug 20, 2008 12:16 PM CST Know nothings
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
You are all a bunch of KNOW NOTHINGSroll eyes
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Aug 20, 2008 12:17 PM CST Know nothings
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
mylifewithu: Wind what is wind I don't know about these things



I dunno either....it was just a word I heard once...hmmm
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Aug 20, 2008 12:17 PM CST Know nothings
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
kissmedeeply: You are all a bunch of KNOW NOTHINGS



Wrong thread missie...I think you should be in the know it all one!!!!!!!!!!


professor scold roll eyes laugh
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Aug 20, 2008 12:18 PM CST Know nothings
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Wrong thread missie...I think you should be in the know it all one!!!!!!!!!!


Really i didnt knowroll eyes
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Aug 20, 2008 12:19 PM CST Know nothings
jimbhoy
jimbhoyjimbhoyHamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK80 Threads 2 Polls 4,142 Posts
I know everything but not telling unless it's worth itwink tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing devil devil devil
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Aug 20, 2008 12:19 PM CST Know nothings
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
mylifewithu: Wind what is wind I don't know about these things


Learn from George Bush!!
He is a fine example of a lot the effects of nothing but wind between the ears!grin
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Aug 20, 2008 12:20 PM CST Know nothings
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
mylifewithu: Men who pee on electric fences
Get a electrfing experience!professor rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 20, 2008 12:21 PM CST Know nothings
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Really Stupid People

Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.

A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.

A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.

The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.

A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.

A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.

rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 20, 2008 12:22 PM CST Know nothings
jimbhoy
jimbhoyjimbhoyHamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK80 Threads 2 Polls 4,142 Posts
mylifewithu: Men who pee on electric fences


Hey don't knock it hunconversing grin grin grin it's a mans equivilant of the Rabbitrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 20, 2008 12:23 PM CST Know nothings
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
kissmedeeply: You are all a bunch of KNOW NOTHINGS


Why thank you!
banana

I feel soooo special!!

Small bus special!!!cheering
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Aug 20, 2008 12:23 PM CST Know nothings
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
jimbhoy: Hey don't knock it hun it's a mans equivilant of the Rabbit
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wine
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Aug 20, 2008 12:25 PM CST Know nothings
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
rasgumby: Why thank you!


I feel soooo special!!

Small bus special!!!
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