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Aug 23, 2008 10:07 PM CST 'Promise you won't tell me?'
Manyfeathers
ManyfeathersManyfeathersWerrimull, Victoria Australia16 Threads 1 Polls 243 Posts
A father told his son if he knew about the birds & the bees.

'I don't want to know' the child said, bursting into tears.

Confused the father said,'What is wrong?'

The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got there is no Easter Bunny speech'

'At seven I got, there is no Tooth Fairy speech'

'At eight you hit me with there is no Santa speech'

'Now if you're going to tell me that grown-ups, dont really root,

I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR' rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 23, 2008 10:12 PM CST 'Promise you won't tell me?'
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Manyfeathers: A father told his son if he knew about the birds & the bees.

'I don't want to know' the child said, bursting into tears.

Confused the father said,'What is wrong?'

The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got there is no Easter Bunny speech'

'At seven I got, there is no Tooth Fairy speech'

'At eight you hit me with there is no Santa speech'

'Now if you're going to tell me that grown-ups, dont really root,

I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR'


Good one Manyfeathers.
Reminds me of the mother who told her husband to talk to
their son about the birds and the bees.
"Son" "Yes dad" "Do you remember when I took you to see the
girls in Paris?"
"Oh I sure do remember them dad" "Well son it is the same with
the birds and the bees"
teddybear
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Aug 23, 2008 10:14 PM CST 'Promise you won't tell me?'
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 7,986 Posts
laugh laugh laugh laugh
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Aug 23, 2008 10:17 PM CST 'Promise you won't tell me?'
Manyfeathers
ManyfeathersManyfeathersWerrimull, Victoria Australia16 Threads 1 Polls 243 Posts
hollandgirl: Good one Manyfeathers.
Reminds me of the mother who told her husband to talk to
their son about the birds and the bees.
"Son" "Yes dad" "Do you remember when I took you to see the
girls in Paris?"
"Oh I sure do remember them dad" "Well son it is the same with
the birds and the bees"


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