hollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
Manyfeathers: A father told his son if he knew about the birds & the bees.
'I don't want to know' the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused the father said,'What is wrong?'
The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got there is no Easter Bunny speech'
'At seven I got, there is no Tooth Fairy speech'
'At eight you hit me with there is no Santa speech'
'Now if you're going to tell me that grown-ups, dont really root,
I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR'
Good one Manyfeathers. Reminds me of the mother who told her husband to talk to their son about the birds and the bees. "Son" "Yes dad" "Do you remember when I took you to see the girls in Paris?" "Oh I sure do remember them dad" "Well son it is the same with the birds and the bees"
ManyfeathersOPWerrimull, Victoria Australia243 posts
hollandgirl: Good one Manyfeathers. Reminds me of the mother who told her husband to talk to their son about the birds and the bees. "Son" "Yes dad" "Do you remember when I took you to see the girls in Paris?" "Oh I sure do remember them dad" "Well son it is the same with the birds and the bees"
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'I don't want to know' the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused the father said,'What is wrong?'
The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got there is no Easter Bunny speech'
'At seven I got, there is no Tooth Fairy speech'
'At eight you hit me with there is no Santa speech'
'Now if you're going to tell me that grown-ups, dont really root,
I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR'