The Duck And The Lawyer (4)
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North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it
fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an
elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him
what he was doing.
The litigator responded, 'I shot a duck and
it fell in this field, and now I'm going to
retrieve it.'
The old farmer replied, 'This is my
property, and you are not coming over here.'
The indignant lawyer said, 'I am one of
the best trial lawyers inNew Zealand and, if you don't
let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything
you own.'
The old farmer smiled and said,
'Apparently, you don't know how we settle
disputes in North Wairarapa. We settle small disagreements like
this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'
The lawyer asked, 'What is the
'Three Kick Rule'?'
The Farmer replied, 'Well, because the
dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick
you three times and then you kick me three times and so on
back and forth until someone gives up.'
The lawyer quickly thought about the
proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old
codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the
tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick
planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into
the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff sent the
lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The
lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to
his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
Summoning every bit of his will and
remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his
feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said,
'Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn.'
(I love this part)
The old farmer smiled and said,
'Nah, I give up. You can have the
duck.'