An aeroplane... ( Archived) (2)

An aeroplane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger says "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best footballer in the world. The football world needs me, I cannot die", so he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The 2nd passenger says "My name is Sir Michael Caine, the acting world needs me, I cannot die", so he grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger says " I'm George W. Bush, President of The United States of America, I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides I am the smartest president in the history of my country and cannot shun the responsibility to my people by dying," so he grabs a pack and jumps out of the plane.
The 4th passenger, The Pope, says to the 5th passenger, a young schoolboy, "I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you. You have the rest of your life ahead of you"
The schoolboy replies "Don't fret old man, there's a parachute for both of us.... the smartest president of America took my schoolbag!"