Make your own Damien Hirst ( Archived) (5)

Oct 20, 2008 8:02 PM CST Make your own Damien Hirst
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
Damien Hirst recently made £70 million by selling of art in Sothebys. His most famous was a pickled shark that went for £9.6 million.

But now thanks to me Skimpydoo you can own your own for under €20.

Step 1. Buy a standard sized pack of Ferrero Rocher, a half bottle of cheap vodka, a pack of Blu-Tack and a decent sized Sprat or any small fish.

Step 2. Empty the chocolate from the box of Ferrero Rocher by eating it.

Step 3. Make a bed of Blu-Tack at the bottom of the box. Place the spart or whatever fish you have in the B;u-Tack, making sure it is firmly in place.

Step 4. Gently fill the box with vodka.

Step 5. Put the top of the box on, sealing it if you wish, and you now have your very own mini masterpiece.

professor cheering applause
------ This thread is Archived ------
Oct 21, 2008 4:02 AM CST Make your own Damien Hirst
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
Bump
------ This thread is Archived ------
Oct 21, 2008 4:48 AM CST Make your own Damien Hirst
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
skimpydoo: Damien Hirst recently made £70 million by selling of art in Sothebys. His most famous was a pickled shark that went for £9.6 million.

But now thanks to me Skimpydoo you can own your own for under €20.

Step 1. Buy a standard sized pack of Ferrero Rocher, a half bottle of cheap vodka, a pack of Blu-Tack and a decent sized Sprat or any small fish.

Step 2. Empty the chocolate from the box of Ferrero Rocher by eating it.

Step 3. Make a bed of Blu-Tack at the bottom of the box. Place the spart or whatever fish you have in the B;u-Tack, making sure it is firmly in place.

Step 4. Gently fill the box with vodka.

Step 5. Put the top of the box on, sealing it if you wish, and you now have your very own mini masterpiece.



Yeah but will I make the 70 mill to go along with it?????


wave dunno grin
------ This thread is Archived ------
Oct 21, 2008 4:53 AM CST Make your own Damien Hirst
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
Who cares it cost you less than €20 rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
------ This thread is Archived ------
Oct 21, 2008 4:58 AM CST Make your own Damien Hirst
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
skimpydoo: Who cares it cost you less than €20




I care...that would be the only reason I would make such a masterpiece.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing uh oh
------ This thread is Archived ------
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

This Thread is Archived

This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.

« Go back to All Threads
Message #318

Stats for this Thread

268 Views
4 Comments
by skimpydoo (170 Threads)
Created: Oct 2008
Last Viewed: Mar 31
Last Commented: Oct 2008

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here