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But now thanks to me Skimpydoo you can own your own for under €20.
Step 1. Buy a standard sized pack of Ferrero Rocher, a half bottle of cheap vodka, a pack of Blu-Tack and a decent sized Sprat or any small fish.
Step 2. Empty the chocolate from the box of Ferrero Rocher by eating it.
Step 3. Make a bed of Blu-Tack at the bottom of the box. Place the spart or whatever fish you have in the B;u-Tack, making sure it is firmly in place.
Step 4. Gently fill the box with vodka.
Step 5. Put the top of the box on, sealing it if you wish, and you now have your very own mini masterpiece.