35 things you'd love to say out loud at work (5)

1. I can see your poin, but i still think you're full of s**t
2. I dont know what your problem is but i bet its hard to pronounce
3. How about never, Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself
5. Im really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it MY way
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
7. Im outta my mind at the moment but feel free to leave a message
8. It sounds like english but i dont understand a damn word your saying
9. I like you. You remind me of myself when i was young and stupid
10.I have plenty of talent and vision, I just dont give a damn
11. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth
12. The fact that no one understands you doesnt mean your an artist
13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
14. What am i? flypaper for freaks?
15. Im not being rude, your just insignificant
16. Its a thankless job but ive got a lot of karma to burn off
17. And your cry-baby winey asssed opinion would be?
18. Do i look like a f*****g people person to you?
19. This isnt an office, its hell with fluorescent lighting.
20.Sarcasim is just one more service we offer.
21.If i throw a stick will you leave?
22. whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
23. Oh, i get it. Like humour. Only different
24. a cubicle is just a padded cell without the door
25. Can i trade this job for whats behind door number 1?
26. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
27. Nice perfume but must you marinate in it?
28. Chaos, panic and disorder. My work her is finally done
29. How do i set a laser printer to kill?
30.I thought i wanted a career, turns out i just wanted a wage
31. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter
32. Wait a minute - Im just trying to imagine you with a personality
33. Thank you - We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view
34. Ahhh, I see the screwed up fairy has visited us again
35.I started out with nothing, I still have most of it left

My boss IS No.5!!!

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i've only 2 thing to say! i hate my job and let me out!

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