any one know any jokes to cheer me up? (98)
why dont u say any joke kazzz..? i have to go now but i would like to hear one from u..
Good Night
Good Night
goodnight i tell u one tomorrow
Sammy the Squirell went to the pub last night and proceded to get totally drunk, and staggered home at closing time to his dray. The poor red rodent got to his house only to realise that he left his keys in the pub, so he rang the doorbell and woke up Mrs. Squirrel.
"Jesus Christ, what time of the night do you call this?" His wife roared at him, seeing he was wasted on beer, "Why are you waking me up at this hour of the night, where are your keys?"
"I dunno" replied Sammy, "I'm locked out my my tree!"
"Jesus Christ, what time of the night do you call this?" His wife roared at him, seeing he was wasted on beer, "Why are you waking me up at this hour of the night, where are your keys?"
"I dunno" replied Sammy, "I'm locked out my my tree!"
Did you hear about the man who ate a window?
He got a pane in his gut!
He got a pane in his gut!
your jokes are getting better and better yous are killing me nowahh losty
where do yous find these jokes
My brother in law had two black eyes the other day. I asked him what was it he was told twice to do
there cool ethan 
FFS, you would think I said something funny!
wat ffs
of course. my brain not working
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The barman says "hey do you know you have a pork pie on your head"
The man replies "Yes i always have a pork pie on my head on a tuesday"
the barman says " but todays wednesday" and the man replies
" dont say that i now look really stupid"