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Jun 3, 2006 7:50 PM CST Chat up lines
animica
animicaanimicaGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden21 Threads 641 Posts
I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.
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Jun 3, 2006 7:50 PM CST Chat up lines
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 3, 2006 7:53 PM CST Chat up lines
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
How about. " Spell much ? "
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Jun 3, 2006 7:55 PM CST Chat up lines
animica
animicaanimicaGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden21 Threads 641 Posts
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?
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Jun 3, 2006 7:58 PM CST Chat up lines
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
how come I only get the same ol' stale ones like...

just checkin out the view
and

appreciating the beautiful view...

omg uuggghh
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Jun 3, 2006 8:00 PM CST Chat up lines
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
at least you get those rolling on the floor laughing

my cat does not even know them
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Jun 3, 2006 8:00 PM CST Chat up lines
animica
animicaanimicaGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden21 Threads 641 Posts
Ok baby, now I see why they call you tri-pod.

(Used in the later stages of the seduction process)
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Jun 3, 2006 8:01 PM CST Chat up lines
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 3, 2006 8:02 PM CST Chat up lines
animica
animicaanimicaGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden21 Threads 641 Posts
Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
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Jun 3, 2006 8:02 PM CST Chat up lines
Illuminate
IlluminateIlluminateKathleen, Georgia USA21 Threads 1,878 Posts
For some reason...that caused my keyboard to mysteriously levitatebanana rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 3, 2006 8:03 PM CST Chat up lines
david15
david15david15charletown, Prince Edward Island Canada2 Threads 121 Posts
I would be grateful..
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Jun 3, 2006 8:06 PM CST Chat up lines
animica
animicaanimicaGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden21 Threads 641 Posts
You bring a whole new meaning to the word "edible". banana
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Jun 3, 2006 8:09 PM CST Chat up lines
david15
david15david15charletown, Prince Edward Island Canada2 Threads 121 Posts
You look almost perfect...the only thing I can see that's wrong is your lips...they're not touching mine."
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Jun 3, 2006 8:15 PM CST Chat up lines
david15
david15david15charletown, Prince Edward Island Canada2 Threads 121 Posts
There must be something wrong with my eyes,
I can't take them off you
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Jun 3, 2006 8:17 PM CST Chat up lines
animica
animicaanimicaGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden21 Threads 641 Posts
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
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Jun 3, 2006 8:23 PM CST Chat up lines
david15
david15david15charletown, Prince Edward Island Canada2 Threads 121 Posts
When God made you, he was showing offangel
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Jun 3, 2006 8:24 PM CST Chat up lines
Illuminate
IlluminateIlluminateKathleen, Georgia USA21 Threads 1,878 Posts
That looks like a juicy muffin ya got there....need any sauce?

*Disclaimer*> Only in a coffee shop or similar establishment.rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 3, 2006 8:29 PM CST Chat up lines
animica
animicaanimicaGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden21 Threads 641 Posts
Roses are red
Apples are sour
I'll spread my legs
And you can show me your "power"...
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Jun 3, 2006 8:30 PM CST Chat up lines
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
jaw drop
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Jun 3, 2006 8:34 PM CST Chat up lines
animica
animicaanimicaGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden21 Threads 641 Posts
I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
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