Joke of the day (3)
10 LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS
1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed?with you.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting.? Turn them ALL OFF!
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want.? The neighbours are deaf too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed?with you.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting.? Turn them ALL OFF!
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want.? The neighbours are deaf too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
More Threads
A question
Icebergs Still Around
Nature
The world is as you see
everything is changing
It's been a long time....
Wondering
What I Lack In Vocabulary
Note
Heavy Bass In The PM
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
Stats for this Thread
290 Views
2 Comments
Created: Jan 2007
Last Viewed: May 3
Last Commented: Jan 2007
0 Likes
Doctor says to her " your still a virgin, how can that be? you have been married 3 times
Woman replies "Husband No1 was an astronomer, all he did was look at it. Husband No2 was a Psychologist and all he did was talk to it, and the 3rd was a stamp collector...............God I miss him