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"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you
won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six,
I got the "There's no Santa" speech.At seven, I got the "There's no Easter
Bunny" speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth
fairy" speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have
nothing left to live for!"