Idiot man seeks ans to [apparently] simple quest. (6)

What do vital statistics mean???
During a lunch meet the other day, I was hit for six when 2 lady friends who asked me to comment on a woman in her 30s living in Canada [related to friend 1] who happened to be a 28-36-24. Tipically I answered back it was ok, only to be meet with a very unusual responce.
Friend 1 who may I add I worked with for 2 years [who appears to hate me quiet a lot giving the number off times she started a shouting match with me for reasons still not registering] despite always turning up when a meet is on, proceded to embarrass the life out off me by saying a few well chosen words to the effect while friend 2 sat looking amused while nodding and clapping her head.
After words I could only think to myself I need to get out more while definitly avoiding friend 1 as she certainly has it in for me.
OK now that is that... honest answers plese as I am not joking about this even if some off you think I am...

Why are you calling ur self an idiot??????

As I am a day late with the ans, I keep it short, every time I am meet with a question like the one I had i fell I must be the only one who never seems to have the ans.

Vital statistics my friend are her size measurenments And given the numbers you have stated here the person is built like an "Apple", so it looks like the girls may have been taking the "Michael" out of you cos that is one weird shaped lass with those Vital Stats.

As for the comments and behaviuor from the " ladies" towards you, looks like you have a "Bully" at work targeting you, you are the only one that can determine that

Thanks for that but I have being put in the right in relation to Friend 1 ... and shall I say I never spotted what happaned to be the prob as it turned out she was having some tricky patchs with her hubby so i kind off feel sorry for her now.