The worst, of the worst chat up lines! (30)
yeah eammonn ,was gonna rate your photo aswell 
wexlady41: Eamonn you turned off the "rate photo"!!
How mean of you.
How mean of you.
Oh great when i post a nice picture i get hardly any rating , then when i post something totally unbelieveable you want to rate me 
Women.I can never understand you
.actually i know the cs rules so dont want to draw to much attention to it 
omurchu22: Oh great when i post a nice picture i get hardly any rating , then when i post something totally unbelieveable you want to rate me
Women.I can never understand you
.actually i know the cs rules so dont want to draw to much attention to it
Women.I can never understand you
.actually i know the cs rules so dont want to draw to much attention to it
nobody asked you to understand us. just love us.
yourselfwexlady41: nobody asked you to understand us. just love us. yourself
u do really rock,,eammon,,nottttttttttt,,i meant to say wobble but wot the heck
just received this fro a total stranger (native African pretending to live in Germany) creepy......
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down probably will.
We will have our hearts broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time.
We'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.
We'll fight with our best friend.
We'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
We'll cry because time is passing too fast, and we'll eventually lose
someone we love.
So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been
hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness
you'll never get back.
Find a boy who calls you beauty instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world, who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "that's her..."
I could be that very guy. It’s now up to you to find out. I LIKE YOUR PROFILE:::I JUST MOVED FROM SOUTH AFRICA TO GERMANY BUT I CAN ALWAYS RELOCATE TO IRELAND IF YOU FIND ME INTERESTING
HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down probably will.
We will have our hearts broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time.
We'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.
We'll fight with our best friend.
We'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
We'll cry because time is passing too fast, and we'll eventually lose
someone we love.
So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been
hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness
you'll never get back.
Find a boy who calls you beauty instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world, who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "that's her..."
I could be that very guy. It’s now up to you to find out. I LIKE YOUR PROFILE:::I JUST MOVED FROM SOUTH AFRICA TO GERMANY BUT I CAN ALWAYS RELOCATE TO IRELAND IF YOU FIND ME INTERESTING
HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU
tgwstw: I received this lovely one not too long ago.......
" You look easy, fancy a tequila?"
I mean Bejaysus!!! I did laugh and accept in my drunken stupor. Maybe he was right.... Where do fellas come up with these lines?! Is there a new breed of super nasty Casa Novas out there?
I think I will have to expand my horizons, there has to be a true romantic who looks like Gerard Butler out there for me.
" You look easy, fancy a tequila?"
I mean Bejaysus!!! I did laugh and accept in my drunken stupor. Maybe he was right.... Where do fellas come up with these lines?! Is there a new breed of super nasty Casa Novas out there?
I think I will have to expand my horizons, there has to be a true romantic who looks like Gerard Butler out there for me.
a bit of advice for you tgwtsw if you look in kennels you'll find dogs ,, does'nt mean there all bad ,,, you just have to look for te thorough breds ........
tgwstw: I received this lovely one not too long ago.......
" You look easy, fancy a tequila?"
I mean Bejaysus!!! I did laugh and accept in my drunken stupor. Maybe he was right.... Where do fellas come up with these lines?! Is there a new breed of super nasty Casa Novas out there?
I think I will have to expand my horizons, there has to be a true romantic who looks like Gerard Butler out there for me.
" You look easy, fancy a tequila?"
I mean Bejaysus!!! I did laugh and accept in my drunken stupor. Maybe he was right.... Where do fellas come up with these lines?! Is there a new breed of super nasty Casa Novas out there?
I think I will have to expand my horizons, there has to be a true romantic who looks like Gerard Butler out there for me.
a bit of advice for you tgwtsw if you look in kennels you'll find dogs ,, does'nt mean there all bad ,,, you just have to look for te thorough breds ........
Ha Ha!
To be fair I do tend to go out in local kips!
Best to avoid those sort of places!
If I wasn't working so much and wasn't always so tired I could expand my horizons.....
I feel a weekend away coming on!
Gotta find me a thorough bred.
To be fair I do tend to go out in local kips!
Best to avoid those sort of places!
If I wasn't working so much and wasn't always so tired I could expand my horizons.....
I feel a weekend away coming on!
Gotta find me a thorough bred.
tgwstw: Ha Ha!
To be fair I do tend to go out in local kips!
Best to avoid those sort of places!
If I wasn't working so much and wasn't always so tired I could expand my horizons.....
I feel a weekend away coming on!
Gotta find me a thorough bred.
To be fair I do tend to go out in local kips!
Best to avoid those sort of places!
If I wasn't working so much and wasn't always so tired I could expand my horizons.....
I feel a weekend away coming on!
Gotta find me a thorough bred.
well look no further and i am house trained ha ha ha ha ha ha
good luck on your quest girl
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How mean of you.