The Blonde and a Cellphone (7)
leelou: We went to the movie the other night.
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
"Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me."
By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said,
"Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"
"No!!" she said in a loud whisper,
"The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car."
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
"Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me."
By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said,
"Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"
"No!!" she said in a loud whisper,
"The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car."
Brilliant ...........
thats us blondes in the dog house again leelou
bluebelle4000: Brilliant ...........
thats us blondes in the dog house again leelou
thats us blondes in the dog house again leelou
good one ...
what colour is your HAIR AGAIN!!! BB ..
boredguy: good one ... what colour is your HAIR AGAIN!!! BB ..
as if u damn well didnt know....................
its Black ...
bluebelle4000: as if u damn well didnt know.................... its Black ...
gday BB
Brilliant 
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I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
"Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me."
By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said,
"Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"
"No!!" she said in a loud whisper,
"The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car."