Hello Texas users! (32)
Well... post an interesting Topic then and I'll happily comment on it. Jokes always work well I think. And anything with a dancing bananna is just awesome! 
- Michael ("American by birth, Texan by the Grace of God!")
- Michael ("American by birth, Texan by the Grace of God!")
My jokes are really bad. You don't want me to post them. I know mostly blonde jokes and kids jokes. Not too impressive but I'll see what else I can come up with. Keep your eyes open.
Hey, Blonde jokes are good though.... did you hear about the 2 blondes who walked into the Reliant Stadium this evening? You'd think 1 of them would have seen the darned thing! 
- Michael ("American by birth, Texan by the Grace of God!")
- Michael ("American by birth, Texan by the Grace of God!")
A mom was in the bathtub one day when her little boy walked in and asked " Mommy whats thats between your legs?" Mommy answered a sponge. Little boy says "Well Mom if thats a sponge then I saw the babysitter rubbing her sponge all over daddys face....."
You said the forums were boring and needed some excitement...so I thought I throw in a little something I just heard.
Anyways...I am new to Texas...well I will be in about 3 weeks...looking forward to the move......
You said the forums were boring and needed some excitement...so I thought I throw in a little something I just heard.
Anyways...I am new to Texas...well I will be in about 3 weeks...looking forward to the move......
Rebelangel4u: Anyways...I am new to Texas...well I will be in about 3 weeks...looking forward to the move......
Welcome to the Great State of Texas, Angel!
- Michael ("American by birth, Texan by the Grace of God!")
Welcome to the area!
You're coming at a good time hah, weather is just starting to get good again.
You're coming at a good time hah, weather is just starting to get good again.Welcome to Texas!!!
and I loved the joke.
and I loved the joke.
I live in Euless. Am I the youngest person here?
lrrh77: My jokes are really bad. You don't want me to post them. I know mostly blonde jokes and kids jokes. Not too impressive but I'll see what else I can come up with. Keep your eyes open.
An evil genie captured a brunette, a redhead, and a dumb blonde and banished them all to the desert for a week. The genie allowed them each to bring one thing.
The brunette brought a canteen so she wouldn't die of thirst.
The redhead brought an umbrella so she could keep the sun off.
The dumb blonde brought a car door, so if it got too hot out, she could just roll down the window!
lrrh77: Sorry to hear. You could still come to Texas...just get a new job in Texas
Yea I could... Well I gave up my place and it be hard to come there and have nothing to pay rent with...first month there be hard.
Rebelangel4u: Yea I could... Well I gave up my place and it be hard to come there and have nothing to pay rent with...first month there be hard.
On the San Antonio TV news today they said the unemployment rate has fallen from 6.1% to 5.9% there. Might want to check it out.
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Kinda need more Texas gals in here, otherwise it's just not gonna be very much fun.
- Michael
Personally I never find much going on in the Texas Forums to reply to. Kinda boring topics.