Corny Valentine's One Liners (7)
looks like you have a lot of time on your hands lol
corkguy3: looks like you have a lot of time on your hands lol
Likewise
corkguy3: looks like you have a lot of time on your hands lol
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I think Ill pinch a few of those lines..mine aint much better.... 
lovaboy: I think Ill pinch a few of those lines..mine aint much better....
Best of luck with that
Ill be fine...its all in the delivery, and timing....so Im told...better wear a slap proof mask...
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Valentine's Day Oneliners
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!
What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?
A stupid cupid!
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
What would you call a woman who goes out with Jon?
Desperate!
What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with."
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!
What did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!"
Liz: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Jon: "Really?"
Liz: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!
Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a great big kiss?
What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"