jovisst: I wish I had better sense of smell so I would know when a women is in that particular period of the month. So far my senses has thrown me of most of the times!
Well… looks like Homo Sapiens traded his sense of smell (and other senses) for common sense intellect, so one has to use what he’s got.
But as the event in question happens to occur somehow regular, one can, in the lack of senses, use this convenient tool called “Calendar”. Well… or if your prettiest half is chasing you round the house with a frying pan in her hand, may it be a hint for you that it’s thé time? And as on the average men without frying pans run much faster than women with frying pans, after a couple of rounds it will be you chasing her. (Caution: don’t give way to your sense of competition here and overtake her again!!!) And then you only follow the instruction from Oldfoxie gentleman there above (hug from behind and all that), and happiness will descend upon you.
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Well… looks like Homo Sapiens traded his sense of smell (and other senses) for
common senseintellect, so one has to use what he’s got.But as the event in question happens to occur somehow regular, one can, in the lack of senses, use this convenient tool called “Calendar”. Well… or if your prettiest half is chasing you round the house with a frying pan in her hand, may it be a hint for you that it’s thé time? And as on the average men without frying pans run much faster than women with frying pans, after a couple of rounds it will be you chasing her. (Caution: don’t give way to your sense of competition here and overtake her again!!!) And then you only follow the instruction from Oldfoxie gentleman there above (hug from behind and all that), and happiness will descend upon you.