Zodiac signs at work (3)

Marketing:

You are ambitious and arrogant, yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing - which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Your unhealthy love for pie-charts, spreadsheets and sales figures is sickening. Your worst enemies are Sales.

Sales:

Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without the degree," you are also self-centered and paranoid, always afraid that Marketing is after you. Unless someone calls you and actually begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with "customers" so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your accomplishments throughout your life.

Technology:

Unable to control anything in your personal and social life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying, but since nobody else can tell, who cares?

Engineering:

One of only two signs that actually studied in school, it is said that ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed by engineers. You can be happy with yourself: your office is typically full of all the latest "ergo-dynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel". Your most acerbic enemies are accounting.

Accounting:

The only other sign that studied in school, you are mostly immune from office politics. You usually have statistics, facts and figures at the tip of your fingers. Your love for paperwork, spreadsheets and chart diagrams is scary. You are the most feared person in the organization; You can kill a human with one flick of your tongue at twenty paces. Combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are actually as mad as a hatter.

Human Resources:

Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch, AND send one e-mail!

Middle Management / Department Management /

Cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. You have the unnerving habit of communicating with the rest of your organization through e-mail sending stupid memorandums and notes as attachments, requesting immediate attention to some petty, stupid, mind numbing issue. Forever looked down by the Senior Management.



Senior Management:

Cut-throat AND backstabbing, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself with your Middle Managment and Consultants. Most of your life is either spent in the office or in a restaurant. You communicate with the rest of your organization using those stupid, yellow, post-it notes since you never got to grips with e-mail and still don’t know how to open attachments. You are resented by Middle management.

Customer Service:

Bright, cheery, positive, sensibly dressed, with a pig-headed unwillingness to face reality. You are one wave short of a shipwreck and close to committing suicide.
Continually passed over for promotions, you resent Middle Management and so you should, seeing that they are your worst enemy.

Consultant:

Devil incarnate. Does not walk on earth which is why very few people see them. They earn more in a month then others in a lifetime. Worshipped and feared by Senior Management. Usually have 666 in their phone number.

going to use it on Monday