SOYLENT GREEN FOOD BARS (142)
We offer competitive prices and a crack sales team that can guess your target demographic's taste down to the exact number of each flavor sold per day with only a 1 percent margin of error.
I would like to know what your smokin? can i have some?
I'm a smokin hot Soylent Green PR rep and I'm here to tell the good people of CS all about our delicious food bars that contain twice the protein of a steak sandwich in half the weight in half the calories in a neat, shiny, crackly little water proof wrapper that fits nicely in your shirt pocket for a little treat later on.
You should put some of your energy into something more real.You would not be able to use that name soylent green anyhow.
My personal favorite flavor is Ladyfingers. We have several variations. Banana, buttercream and graham cracker flavored ladyfingers.
It is too a real food company! We have tee shirts. See?
Look, do you want to come back to my place? 
You are what you eat, so I am not chowing down on any of those 1 AM wal mart shoppers, even though I am sure they are the most tender and you could probably catch a buzz eating them 
Jihadmeathello: You are what you eat, so I am not chowing down on any of those 1 AM wal mart shoppers, even though I am sure they are the most tender and you could probably catch a buzz eating them
What if they were in a smashing new flavor such as Mochachino Cheesecake surprise?
Obviously you haven't tried our White Chocolate Truffle Mousse bars.
Not even if they tasted like...Ovaltine?
Witchaywoman: What if they were in a smashing new flavor such as Mochachino Cheesecake surprise?
Don't have a sweet tooth, can we make them taste like colby beef?
Colby beef, beef stroganoff, beef wellington, beef jerky, roast beef, beefsteak, beef stew...
Witchaywoman: Colby beef, beef stroganoff, beef wellington, beef jerky, roast beef, beefsteak, beef stew...
Sweet!!
Can I supply you a list of names I specifically would enjoy eating?
Each bar will taste like longtallcoolone for about 6 weeks. 
Witchaywoman: No way. Soylent green is a new food product and this is a very serious poll. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. He's always making up things.
wasn`t Soylent Green a SF movie,in which they use to recycle the old people and eat the crackers ...
SORRY ! But's right !!!!!! In the movie Logan's run you had to report for termation I think at age 40 . Then you were turned into food ! That's why I 1/3 of your poll takers say it taste like chicken .
So keep voting for the Demoncratics , and you'll get to be food for the next Generation !!
I do remember a book by Aldo Huxley, in Spanish was "A happy world" that I did read in High School, when the destiny reaches us, then we are going to be green cookies!
Not a bad idea though, at least some of us are going to be useful at something, we can be used as fertilaizer for the trees and crops as well.
interesting post!
Not a bad idea though, at least some of us are going to be useful at something, we can be used as fertilaizer for the trees and crops as well.
interesting post!
1guylooking0069: Bamffff your a Blue Bar there you go
That's the spirit!
Longtallcoolone: Cat got ya tongue run out of replies ?? You will never win/.
I proclaim myself the winner of this argument forever end ever infinity. Speak now or forever hold your piece. Hmm hmm hmm hmm. Waiting. Waiting... Looks like I won!
Witchaywoman: Baby blue is actually one of the flavors we have patent pending.
Blue bars could be made of people from "blue blood" people.
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