Your most embarrasing moment with a potential date. (47)
AJ12345: why were you sat on the beer cooler anyway, were you trying to get a cool breeze up your dress
i was doing a redneck version of marilyn monroe
some like it redneck
emmaline: i was doing a redneck version of marilyn monroe some like it redneck
i prefer redbums
Johnwain: and what happened after the 18th month ? run out of beer ?
Johnwain: and what happened after the 18th month ? run out of beer ?
addicted to beer onlyJohnwain: and what happened after the 18th month ? run out of beer ?
he moved o/s to be with his sick mother
miss him
emmaline: he moved o/s to be with his sick mother
miss him
miss him
well you have a cool ice breaker handy or
can entice him with a brand new cooler
emmaline: was at a friends house and was sitting on a large container that had rugs and blankets over it.
a very handsome male friend of hers came over to me and asked if i could get him a beer.
i gave him a vile look and proceeded to mutter get lost neanderthal out the side of my mouth, when he looked at me and while laughing, he asked 'well, can you please stand up?'
i asked him in a forceful tone 'WHY????" and he proceeded to say to me 'you are sitting on the beer cooler'
we dated for 18months
a very handsome male friend of hers came over to me and asked if i could get him a beer.
i gave him a vile look and proceeded to mutter get lost neanderthal out the side of my mouth, when he looked at me and while laughing, he asked 'well, can you please stand up?'
i asked him in a forceful tone 'WHY????" and he proceeded to say to me 'you are sitting on the beer cooler'
we dated for 18months
Seems you were warming up his beer and he did not like it, he was laughing at your innocence of it
Sorry it only lasted 18 months.....
Next time be aware of rugs and blankets............
Southmiami1234: Seems you were warming up his beer and he did not like it, he was laughing at your innocence of it
Sorry it only lasted 18 months.....
Next time be aware of rugs and blankets............
Sorry it only lasted 18 months.....
Next time be aware of rugs and blankets............
oh i shall
Johnwain: well you have a cool ice breaker handy or
can entice him with a brand new cooler
can entice him with a brand new cooler
he is married with children now. twas a long time ago.
a very patient man with a beautiful spirit.
Uphiowam: What was your most embarrasing moment with a potential date? How did s/he react?
I saw her and ran and she did see me running......
emmaline: i still crack up about it to this day silly blighter still dated me.
good story Emma.. 
I once met a women from a dating site I was in at her house for our first date prior to us getting ready to go out one lovely summer evening. She made a coffee and we walked out into her garden just after I arrived to sit on her garden chairs.As I was sitting down with my coffee to my mouth a wasp flew down my tee-shirt and stung me.
Coffee flew everywhere while I quickly put it on the table and I ripped off the tee-shirt.
She looked baffled and quickly I blurted out " I just thought that we could skip the party tonight"
The look on her face was priceless!
True.
Coffee flew everywhere while I quickly put it on the table and I ripped off the tee-shirt.
She looked baffled and quickly I blurted out " I just thought that we could skip the party tonight"
The look on her face was priceless!
True.
ColonelBogey: I once met a women from a dating site I was in at her house for our first date prior to us getting ready to go out one lovely summer evening. She made a coffee and we walked out into her garden just after I arrived to sit on her garden chairs.As I was sitting down with my coffee to my mouth a wasp flew down my tee-shirt and stung me.
Coffee flew everywhere while I quickly put it on the table and I ripped off the tee-shirt.
She looked baffled and quickly I blurted out " I just thought that we could skip the party tonight"
The look on her face was priceless!
True.
Coffee flew everywhere while I quickly put it on the table and I ripped off the tee-shirt.
She looked baffled and quickly I blurted out " I just thought that we could skip the party tonight"
The look on her face was priceless!
True.
the visuals are amazing of you hopping around hysterically
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a very handsome male friend of hers came over to me and asked if i could get him a beer.
i gave him a vile look and proceeded to mutter get lost neanderthal out the side of my mouth, when he looked at me and while laughing, he asked 'well, can you please stand up?'
i asked him in a forceful tone 'WHY????" and he proceeded to say to me 'you are sitting on the beer cooler'
we dated for 18months
and what happened after the 18th month ? run out of beer ?