Two coppers pull over a car and ask the driver to take a breathaliser test the driver insist he not been drinking and driving but the coppers are insisting to take the test the drivers says why the copper replies because we could smell redrum
Two beefburgers where having a race when one stopped because he was not feeling well the other beefburger exams him and say you got a bad cogh think your a bit crosscontaminated and a bit horse
RE: Awakend by a kiss???
Hope that kitty brushed its teeth mmm mouse reath