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RE: Anybody heard from EnSilencio???

Jesus you took your time...

Anyhow good to see you , so mikey what have you got that nobody else has..what kinda aftershave do you use then? I must be using the wrong brand..

In all honesty mikey how the fcek did you get a thread devoted to you?
Whats your secret......

RE: Woman leading men to their downfall???

Hi X_REBEL

I am just back from buying some beer(great hang over cure) and I didn't see the sign saying CHECK-OUT CLOSED I had my sun glasses on. Anyhow when I got to the check out, I explained to the girl, in my best French accent that I was sorry. She warmly accepted my apology realising that I was just a guy with some beer. Upon leaving we both wished each other a happy weekend using 'Tu' not 'Vous'...I reckon I have a better success rate for having breakfast with WOMEN than you..It's all about attitude...


In your question you talk about history...lets try to expand that idea. In the future we are going to leave this planet, climate change, over population...to seek out new worlds, using Cpt. Kirks immortal words.

And who is going to command the MOTHER SHIP? WOMEN thats who. Thats why it is called MOTHER SHIP not father ship. You see for the human race to continue, we need to send as many pregnant women in to space so when we reach our desination, we have a chance of survival. What good is it sending lots of testerone and over inflated ego's up there?? Basically 0..If we(blokes)go up then the human race will die out after three score and ten. But if a bunch of pregnant women go up then the human race has a better chance of survival...

In short, in the not to near distant future there will be lots of highly skilled, intelligent, well educated WOMEN at the helm of the MOTHER SHIP..

ps i'm 100% hetro...I love women, I've never had (song by Hank jr check it out very funny)

RE: Woman leading men to their downfall???

Whats wrong with a woman showing intrest in a man first, I enjoy being gotten by women.It helps me smile, i think hey.. at least someone see something positive in me. It's good for the cofidence, natural booster..

How can you be a gatherer with out haven't hunted first? And any woman who see me as prey (<--makes me the hunted), is more than welcome to try..some had succeded and other haven't but I have always enjoyed being chased......

RE: Woman leading men to their downfall???

Your're welcome

RE: Woman leading men to their downfall???

Hi X_REBEL

I am bloke, and I totally argree with you, us men haven't learnt through history......

Thats why the world is in this bloody mess. Maybe I've misunderstood your point of view, which is possible, I got very pissed last night and i'm slightly hung over.

But I get the impression that you still live in the dark ages. That women should be bare foot, pregnant and chained to the kitchen. And us blokes are the only ones allowed to be the bread winners.

If you want to way back in time, I think you will find that originally it was the women who were the 'hunter-gather' not us blokes. We generally sat aroud the camp fire grunting, scratching ourselves and picking our noses. If you a spare hour whack on NAT GEO and watch any documentary on lions..it's the female who does the hunting and killing so the pride can continue. The male lion does basically nothing but eat and sleep.

I think it is unjust that women get paid less for doing the same job as a bloke. You probably disagree. But if they do the same number of hours each week, then at the end of the month they should get the same number of green backs.

As for women entering politics...if George W. was a woman, surely our wee planet would be a safer place.

Personally I think you have too much testerone, if that is the case check out another thread here on the 'EU' forum under jokes/humour by JAN1305...should be good for your prostate.

RE: Happy Birthday Curly Wolf

Happy Birthday

RE: marriage vs living together

Marriage...

RE: haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to?

Have one on me too

Stray Cats.....Built for Speed

RE: Anybody heard from EnSilencio???

SILENCE IN NEVER AN OPTION

RE: Woman leading men to their downfall???

Could not have put it better myself

RE: Woman leading men to their downfall???

to you too....

RE: Woman leading men to their downfall???

Sticks and stones may break my bones...but whips and chains excite me...

RE: What song are you listening to,part TRZY!

Ritchie Valens...La Bamba.

RE: Anybody heard from EnSilencio???

Sorry MIKEY..,

Well, hello I'm Johnny Cash

RE: Anybody heard from EnSilencio???

'Cause you set up this thread looking for MIKEY...not ME. But because of my good catholic up brining, I couldn't leave you alone....to so many 'wing nuts'....so MIKEY WHERE'S MY VINO....and wake the FCEK up I'm on my last glass(<---serious mods) and you aren't playin' by the rules....

Also you never said you are not a cougar

RE: Anybody heard from EnSilencio???

So where is he then.....I've spent the whole night waiting for 'el ninio', and I haven't seen anybody ...

I have wasted some very good vino for fceking 0..., Kid dropped by to say hello, excused himself 'cause of breasts and legs (chicken) ...

You go to sleep..THANK YOU!
And MIKEY BOY can't even bother to drop by........Jesus great start to the weekend this...

RE: Anybody heard from EnSilencio???

And there's me thinking you where a cougar.... Kid how's your chicken...


MIKEY YOU OWE ME A GOOD BOTT OF THE FINEST CHEAP PLONK/b].........

RE: Anybody heard from EnSilencio???

So where did you go, off to the powder room. Where is Kid and Mikey...?

RE: Woman leading men to their downfall???

Hi X_REBEL,

If I a bloke apply your logic (using the bible as a ref), i'll never trust a woman again in my life...

It was a woman EVE who got us blokes in this mess in the first place my eating the fceking apple...

RE: Anybody heard from EnSilencio???

Just hangin' around until Mike turned up, he did but doesn't have much stamia......

Did he take his teddy with him..., I've just uncorked another bott..seeing Mikey 'aint here wanna glass...

oi garçon...

RE: Anybody heard from EnSilencio???

Where is Mike ....this is a thread that is meant to be looking for him...I'm ......

RE: What song are you listening to,part TRZY!

Johnny Horton...North to Alaska

RE: Anybody heard from EnSilencio???

Well hello.....

RE: WHATS THE BEST EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRY TO VISIT AND TO LIVE IN ? AND WHY ?

Join the club

RE: Anybody heard from EnSilencio???

I'm still searching , but I live in hope...

RE: WHATS THE BEST EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRY TO VISIT AND TO LIVE IN ? AND WHY ?

can't keep a good man down

RE: Anybody heard from EnSilencio???

I am lots of things..but not pollaxed(Belfast speak for being pissed), and I am pleading the 5th......

RE: WHATS THE BEST EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRY TO VISIT AND TO LIVE IN ? AND WHY ?

Sorry for the misunderstanding but the question was originally directed to gilly...go back a few post(sorry if that comes across rude),

Tonight...2botts of Bordeaux, 6 Holsten pils everything else I am really pleading the 5th....

RE: WHATS THE BEST EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRY TO VISIT AND TO LIVE IN ? AND WHY ?

Why limit it to Eastern Europe?..All the countries of Europe have very very wide and diverse cultures, places of interest...

I understand that a few years ago the puppet masters of the EU opened up their books invited several more countries into their club.
But why limit it to just the New members?

My country Ireland is called the Land of Saints and Scholars (I am very far from both), it has also some of the most beautiful scenery in the world..

When was the last time anybody here (myself exculded) walk the nine Glens of Antrim, stood on the shores of Donegal, had a pint of guinness in Dublin, went fishing in the Shannon...even kissed the Blarney stone (google it).

Why limit the the question to Eastern Europe..

RE: More men than women....

plead the 5th