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RE: Ryanair...lol

I heard there going to start charging santa clause baggage tax for flying over ireland at xmas rolling on the floor laughing

what the point anymore

thanks mate only notice that wont bother replyin to him anymore.thumbs up

RE: Real Madrid V Barcelona

lots of diving and fouling laugh

what the point anymore

For your information there nothing seedy about it the first time meself and ex met was over a weekend stay and we went out for nine monts.

what the point anymore

dont judge if you dont me.

what the point anymore

Thanks lads for all the kind comment im gutted we were getting on so well she was even flirting with me about the weekend lastnite to be honest i just feel like she was playing games i think i remove her number now from my phone and move on.

RE: possesive girlfriend/boyfriend

Jaysis when my ex went out with the girls it used to be like heaven laugh didnt bother me atall.

what the point anymore

I quite recently made very good friend with a girl from another site anyway about a month ago a i plucked the courage to ask her on a date we be chatting and texting contstanly on the phone we were supposed to meet up on friday to spend the weekend together but got a text there today saying that the date was canceld due to work reasons well that the excuse she made.


Every evening we used to text or chat and have a laugh on the phone but i noticed the last few evening she went really quite i'm wondering as she met someone one else and let us down gentle by using the work excuse to be honest a feel like packing the whole lot in fed up with it now it would of been the first proper date i been on since last June.Is there any point in finding someone or am i just wasting my time.moping

RE: What's your royal wedding guest name?

Lord biggles rolling on the floor laughing i did fly in the RAF yea know chocks awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyrolling on the floor laughing

THE MONKEYS AND HATS

Once upon a time, there lived a poor hat seller in a small village in India. He earned his livelihood stitching hats and selling them in the neighboring villages. Once when going to another village through a forest, he fell asleep under a tree. When he woke up, he was surprised to find his basket empty and all the hats missing. Then he noticed a troop of monkeys sitting in the tree wearing his hats. He came up with a brilliant idea to retrieve his hats. He lifted the hat on his head and threw it to the ground. Out of their aping habits the monkeys followed suit. The hat seller then collected all the hats and triumphantly proceeded to the market.

As the years pass by, the hat seller has a grandson who too ends up being a hat seller. One day he has to pass through the same forest to sell hats in the village on the other side. As he is leaving, his grandpa tells him of the monkeys and how he outsmarted them and warns the grandson to be careful in the forest and remember his grandpa's trick if the monkeys cause any trouble.

So the grandson sets forth on his journey. While passing through the forest, he gets tired and falls asleep to wake up and find the basket empty and all the hats gone. Then he notices the monkeys on the tree wearing the hats. Smiling to himself he says, "Aha ! I know how to deal with this. I'll use my grandpa's trick ! So he hurls his hat to the ground expecting the monkeys to do the same. All this time, there is a young hatless monkey sitting in the tree. This monkey jumps down from the tree, quickly picks up the grandson's hat and puts it on his head. Then as he is scampering away, he says to the grandson sarcastically:

"HA! HA! DID YOU THINK ONLY HUMANS HAVE A GRANDPA!?"

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RE: pj"s

No i got whiplash rolling on the floor laughing help

RE: pj"s

It was from the lack of of exercise lol rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Oh no not him/her again .

All depends on the topic and what people are interested in sometimes the thread can go completely of topic or get hijacked some topics are flogged to death on here sometimes JMO.

RE: Oh no not him/her again .

Jaysis not another thread giving out.scold

RE: pj"s

I wore a pair of track in bed the first time ever during the cold snap didnt want me willy to freezelaugh other than that i sleep in the buff.blushing laugh

RE: Happy Birthday Vinny!!!

Happy birthday vinny have a goodone. beer

RE: DECIDING

Ah sure he wasn't a very nice person anyway he bullied my mum for years he just didnt like it when i spoke the truth and stood up for my mam ah hes loss.thumbs up

RE: DECIDING

It certainly does but men can very cruel to satasify there own need in life its in our nature in my own experience my dad walked out on me there 3 years ago just gave up on me for no reason atall and he still talks to my sisters i havent spoken to him in three years or seen him he was onl home there other week and didnt even contact me to go for a few pints as i said f@*k him life goes on.But i made a promise to myself never to treat my own son like that.

RE: DECIDING

Yea def was according to her i was nothing but a looser because i chose the young lad first.

RE: DECIDING

No she knew i had the little lad she just got thick because i couldnt go out.

RE: DECIDING

Some ladys do that to and i often found that out been a single a dad i think dating and been a single parent is not easy.

RE: DECIDING

I used to date a single mum before i had my child and to be honest it was great didnt have any trouble with it atall meself and child got on great.

RE: DECIDING

IMO Any man who walks away from there child and doesn't live up to responsibilities is a coward.

RE: Why

laugh

RE: DECIDING

Hi Sugar


To be honest i'm getting that the ladys i had two 50 yrs old mailing me over the weekend way to old for me.

RE: Why

lmaorolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing chainsaw massacre there in mullingar bigjd.

RE: Why

Wahoooooooooooo i leave the door unlockedlaugh

RE: DECIDING

I always look at there Interest in life and they do in there spare time i think it more or less important to have the same kind off interest in a relationship sometimes i usually go for a mum because I'm a single parent myself JMO.

RE: DECIDING

Photo
Location
kids or no kids
age
Interest.

Little Johnny

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really f@*k, I've got nothing left to live for!"

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