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RE: riddle - what belongs to you, but is used more by others?

veener schnitzle roll eyes rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The Ten Commandments (Cajun Style)

11. Ya'll come back now ya heartongue laugh

RE: Wishes for a struggling member....

Get Well Soon bouquet sad flower bouquet sad flower

RE: A Riddle

Michael Norris wrote it
Symphony No. 1: the mountains ponder a silence as profound as stars (2002)?mumbling laugh

RE: Favorite Sitcoms

I have a cheater list (saved Tv guide covers 75-76 season)rolling on the floor laughing
these were the covers(yes i have them yet, lol)
Barney Miller
Chico and the Man
CPO Sharkey
Alice
One day at a Time
Blansky's Beauties
Laverne and Shirley
Starsky and Hutch
Columbo
The Waltons
Donny and Marie
Bronk
Danny Thomas show
Mash
Kojak
Medical Center
Rockford Files
Karen
The Streets of San Francisco
Maude
Cher-Without Sonny
Movin On
McCloud
The Jeffersons
Little House on the Prairie
Switch
Baretta
Serpico

one i grew up with...American Wrestling Association (AWA)
beginning of wrestling on Tv back in the 60s

RE: people who eat meat dont deal with anger as well as

Before we proceed further, let us first of all examine some of the things that cause anger:
(1) In most case, the expression or the feeling of anger are just the symptoms of unresolved physical, social and emotional problems.
(2) Some people may have:
- A very low self-esteem.
- Deep distrust for other people.
- A deep feeling of disappointment, frustration, failures, unfulfilled expectations, etc - and they may express all these through an explosion of anger at the slightest provocation.
(3) There are also some physical problems that can lead to an expression of anger in some people, e.g.:
(i) Unwholesome eating habits like the excessive intake of red meat, stimulants, etc.






Emotional obstacles linked to anger include impatience, violence, rudeness, agitation, bitterness, arrogance, inflexibility, and impulsive or explosive behavior. People most susceptible to these personality inequities are those who have experienced a diet excessive in fats, animal protein and large quantities for a number of years.


RE: Intelligence..really, what IS it??

Game Of Intelligence

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

RE: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE IDIOT?

thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Two Words......Keep One The Same

mail inbox

RE: Please join me in Praying for my Friend

in my prayersangel

RE: do you think tobacco products will ever be totally banned?

In the US if the Federal Govt. wasn't making so much money off them they would have been banned years ago, Also knowing how the Govt. works most likely a form of population controlmumbling

RE: What is your all time favorite album?

Cheech and Chong; Big Bambu giggle smoking

RE: GOOD clean humor

What's the best date to bring on a picnic golfing trip ? One who will arch her back put the tee high so your balls don't get grass-stained.

RE: GOOD clean humor

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

RE: GOOD clean humor

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him(or her)

RE: Emotional Vampires.

I like the title "Emotional Vampires" very appropriate

RE: Actress Susannah York Dies From Cancer

sad flower

RE: do you believe in the second comming of jesus

thumbs up handshake

RE: Emotional Vampires.

I would say yes, or we would be either perfect or delusional
or "perfectly delusional "thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing

RE: do you believe in jesus?

believe in Jesus or God confused

RE: Share the BEST or WORST pick-up line you've received...

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper

RE: Two Words......Keep One The Same

apple pie

RE: Share the BEST or WORST pick-up line you've received...

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lipsrose

RE: Share the BEST or WORST pick-up line you've received...

Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heartwine

RE: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY>???

a man escapes from prison after 15 years, he breaks into a home and finds a young married couple
he ties the man to a chair and ties the wife to the bed, he slides ontop of her, kisses her on the neck
slides off and goes into the bathroom, the husband calls over to the wife and says, he has been lockedup for a long time and i saw how
he kissed you on the neck, he may hurt us so just do anything he says
no matter what, I love you... wife calls back and says, he did not kiss me on the neck he whispered in my ear
says he is gay, thinks you are cute and asked if we had any vaseline, i told him yes in the bathroom
I love you too

RE: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY>???

Things to do in an Elevator


# Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

# Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!

# Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

# Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

# When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

# Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!

# Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.


# On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom.


# Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!

# When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!

# Meow occassionally.

# Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

# Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!

# Walk on with a cooler that says human head on the side.

# Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator.

# Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!

# Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.

# Start a sing-along.

# Shadow box.

# Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

# Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

# Bring a chair along.

# Blow spit bubbles.

# Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

# Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a more suitable host body.

# Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

# Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.

# Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.

RE: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY>???

thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What makes you angry????????????????????????/

arrogance, self centered, egocentrism, whiners, thieves, liars and tax collectors wine
(thank you now i feel much better)rolling on the floor laughing
P.s. forgot the dog that pisses on my truck tires

RE: Which is the funniest word you've ever heard?

Skullduggerydevil

RE: Which is the funniest word you've ever heard?

Smellfungusrolling on the floor laughing

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