mickeyscouse Forum Posts

Dec 10, 2011

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Everyone must be Christmas shopping for my presents

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OPDec 10, 2011

Mickey's Advise Thread

If you take a few Turkeys off my hands, I will throw in Lily & Bestbefore
for christmas dinner

The Turkeys are running amok around the club, I dont usually mind having my pole pecked but not by damn Turkeys

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Dec 10, 2011

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Tools of the trade were I come from

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OPDec 10, 2011

Mickey's Weather Thread

43f +6c London today

7f -14c Marquette Michigan today, my favourite place in America on the shore of Lake Superior

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OPDec 10, 2011

Mickey's Advise Thread

You done the right thing, handed it over, let your higher power do the rest

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OPDec 10, 2011

Depends how much of a fee? If it's over £1.99 then you have a right to demand what service she will be providing you.

When she puts her cards on the table then you should put your pole on the table and I think she will get the message

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OPDec 10, 2011

Mickey's Advise Thread

Yes I know, try telling the Chinese that? a nation of big spitters.

Personaly I dont like to see a women spit

Pop into the club for a split roast instead

and you can take
one of the Turkeys home with you for Christmas dinner as they are running around the club and keep pecking at my pole

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Dec 8, 2011

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

I used to be a Locksmith

Never been out foxed by a combination lock yet

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OPDec 8, 2011

Mickey's Weather Thread

Procrastination brings bad karma

Just do it

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Dec 7, 2011

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

No the keys are kept on my person along with the keys to your lots chasity belts

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OPDec 7, 2011

Mickey's Advise Thread

Who are you

I thought you were a starstruck fan

Who am I

UMMM Im Mickey from the Mickeyshow, you know the star of the show

M

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OPDec 7, 2011

Mickey's Weather Thread

Awww never mind

Make sure you bring the ducks in tonight, might be to wet for them tomorrow

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OPDec 7, 2011

Mickey's Weather Thread

It's gonna be windy tomorrow so best leave the hats at home

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OPDec 7, 2011

Mickey's Weather Thread

Often wonder if you should leave the brolly at home or maybe you are Jetting off somewere nice, you need to know the weather conditions

Being related to Michael Fish then I can provide you with the answers

Just dont mention the great storm of 1987

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OPDec 7, 2011

Mickey's Advise Thread

Matchsticks propped up in between the eye socket never fails

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OPDec 7, 2011

Mickey's Advise Thread

Red Bull Red bull and more Red Bull, a few cases should do the trick, when on the bus wear a sign around your neck asking for a poke when u reach your stop, just in case the Red Bull fails

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OPDec 7, 2011

Mickey's Advise Thread

Hmmmm tricky one that

After having a chat with the team on the Mickeyshow

We are all agreed that it would be rude not to accept a wonderful present such as a pearl necklace

If they dont look nice around your neck, you can pass them onto your granny as a nice christmas present

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OPDec 7, 2011

Mickey's Advise Thread

Bang his head against the wall and try to knock some sense into the little blighter

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OPDec 7, 2011

Mickey's Advise Thread

You killn my thread

I forgot to add that the advise I offer aint just on womens problems

I know about everything, so if you have a problem lets say about pets, home improvements then Mickey has all the answers

Im renaming the thread the Mickeyshow

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OPDec 7, 2011

Mickey's Advise Thread

You have the dilemma, Mickey has the answer.

Fully Trained by Dr Phil

A problem shared is a problem halved

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Dec 7, 2011

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

I met the magistrate at the lodge, we are both masons

Im recruiting extra staff and Im looking forward to the interview process which will take place on the casting couch or down in the cellar

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Dec 7, 2011

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

The 24 hour licence has been granted

The club is open around the clock

Drinks on the house after I have had my fill

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Dec 6, 2011

RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club

Think they nicked it

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Dec 6, 2011

RE: Predict The Date Snowfall Closes Heathrow!

I was up all night taking readings and going over records since records began, I am now confident in saying dont book a flight
in/out of Heathrow on

December 23rd