RE: Extra extra I got a date,really!!!

Great stuff Elley.....seriously, don't you just love the company of a good woman??...nothing nicer, really....


thumbs up


RE: why are men so afraid of showing their tears?

Like what??....I could definitely use a little sustenance Memsahib...


pizza burger elephant


RE: why are men so afraid of showing their tears?

U wanna go shopping hon??.....angel


RE: What is the most "boring" film you've ever seen?

Andy Warhol - "Eat"

RE: Fun Date Ideas

How about meeting in the same coffee shop, sitting 20 tables apart, and chatting on your cell phones, until you've established that it's safe to sit at the same table...??...


listen to music

RE: Fun Date Ideas

Ehm.....didn't you miss out the most fun activity??...


wow

RE: How handy are you?

I am in your debt mate...blushing


RE: How handy are you?

I can make a pesto to die for, I'm lousy at electrical stuff, but I'm a whiz at drawing naked women 'n stuff....


blushing

RE: when ur in bed

Going walkies now....you coming??....I'll take you if you wag your tail, and pant....


dancing dog dancing dog


RE: when ur in bed

This woman obviously has quite a number of skeletons in her closet....!!


doh


RE: when ur in bed

True, but at least I don't lift my leg every time I pee.....and I can go walkies on my own...


angel

RE: when ur in bed

Woof woof!!...


dancing dog

RE: why are men so afraid of showing their tears?

crying crying crying crying crying


RE: cold approach

bouquet


RE: cold approach

Well, what I usually do is go over and say...."Look, I know I'm old enough to be your father, but my mates have dared me that I wouldn't come over and ask you for your number. Would you mind taking your cell phone out and make it look as if you're giving me your number....and I'll buy you drink for saving my face and playing along....you're such a chum..!!"


angel banana


laugh

RE: why are men so afraid of showing their tears?

Oh, I'm in tears half the time....when I see a tearjerker movie, my date usually leaves ahead of me out of embarrasment....


crying crying crying


RE: I'm a little worried

Well, you being a nurse will know that often, this is not something to worry about...can be blocked glands etc...my ex had this, it too will pass. Keep your cool, try not to worry about things that are out of your hands anyway...best of luck..

comfort

RE: Which is worse?

This is essential viewing....wet my boxers, I did..


rolling on the floor laughing


RE: Hello everybody

Well done Elley!!...
I'm full of admiration this morning after reading Elley's exposé here...THIS puts a new shine to the phrase "total disclosure"....I mean, like, what you see is what you get"...bring it on Elley, way to go man...I think women are going to go nuts for you once they read this.....I mean, the earthiness of it, the raunchiness of it.....!!..it's so....so....so real!!!....you can almost smell the man!!...ehm, the only thing missing here to complete the picture is a real-life photo of a dirty pair of underpants lying on the bathroom floor....not having access to Elley's photo archive, I offer one of my own:




banana applause

RE: Who here has a drug problem ?

Anytime....really...angel


RE: Who here has a drug problem ?

Well...buy some bones....do an online course!!...professor


RE: Who here has a drug problem ?

I know....now you have to come to Malta....much nicer....they need witch doctors here....a great career awaits you....


banana


RE: Who here has a drug problem ?

Memsahib....missed ya babe....kiss


RE: Super-mum looks forward to baby 18

What...FFS is "Pelvic Floor"????????.....sounds scary....

RE: Who here has a drug problem ?

I'm a South African, but I luuuuuurrrve Australian wine.....it's gotto be the soil...


thumbs up applause

RE: getting laid

Humpety bump...


motorcycle

RE: crushes

Ok fine, I'll accept that...but gimme the reason....


angel


RE: crushes

I don't think he's married yet, is he??....flash him your photo....but warn him first....you almost broke my neck this morning with the whiplash.....


conversing

RE: crushes

No wonder no-one here is getting happy.....you're all lusting after Mr Fabulous, and he doesn't feel the same way....Oh geez....unrequited love all over the place!!!....
crying crying

RE: Love kills

Exactly...that's why I included Brad Pitt....


professor


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