Hello everybody (19)
you're not eating chocolates lately, are you?
Elley: My name is not Elley, though I reckon you,ve guessed that much. I,m not exactly new around here, or anywhere for that matter,but today I feel a new me.
I,m covered from head to foot in tattoos, unshaven and smell like an elephants arsehole. I don,t do dishes, floor cleaning, washing and ironing and I always leave the bogseat up. Afterall, why bark when you can get a dog.
I usually drop the bathroom towel,covered in oil, on the floor, which is also usually littered with socks and undies dirty but wearable. If you ask me to tidy I,ll call you a nag and go to the pub to down a few pints and boast to my mates how I,ve got you right where I want you.
Pretty much all of what constitutes conversation for me will be lewd to outright crude. And if you don,t want to come across, I can always leer like a dirty old man at anything female that moves and get me mucky mags out and ......
I think you get the picture. Any takers ?
I,m covered from head to foot in tattoos, unshaven and smell like an elephants arsehole. I don,t do dishes, floor cleaning, washing and ironing and I always leave the bogseat up. Afterall, why bark when you can get a dog.
I usually drop the bathroom towel,covered in oil, on the floor, which is also usually littered with socks and undies dirty but wearable. If you ask me to tidy I,ll call you a nag and go to the pub to down a few pints and boast to my mates how I,ve got you right where I want you.
Pretty much all of what constitutes conversation for me will be lewd to outright crude. And if you don,t want to come across, I can always leer like a dirty old man at anything female that moves and get me mucky mags out and ......
I think you get the picture. Any takers ?
Not feeling very happy with life today?
Well done Elley!!...
I'm full of admiration this morning after reading Elley's exposé here...THIS puts a new shine to the phrase "total disclosure"....I mean, like, what you see is what you get"...bring it on Elley, way to go man...I think women are going to go nuts for you once they read this.....I mean, the earthiness of it, the raunchiness of it.....!!..it's so....so....so real!!!....you can almost smell the man!!...ehm, the only thing missing here to complete the picture is a real-life photo of a dirty pair of underpants lying on the bathroom floor....not having access to Elley's photo archive, I offer one of my own:
I'm full of admiration this morning after reading Elley's exposé here...THIS puts a new shine to the phrase "total disclosure"....I mean, like, what you see is what you get"...bring it on Elley, way to go man...I think women are going to go nuts for you once they read this.....I mean, the earthiness of it, the raunchiness of it.....!!..it's so....so....so real!!!....you can almost smell the man!!...ehm, the only thing missing here to complete the picture is a real-life photo of a dirty pair of underpants lying on the bathroom floor....not having access to Elley's photo archive, I offer one of my own:
Are you sure that this is you????? Eh up Lago. Just thought it was time I told the truth wysiwyg.
Lots and lots on, catch you later.
Seriously, how often have you seen a couple, she drop dead gorgeous,he Neandathol man. Must be the pheremones.
Anyway, I reckon if I try to fulfill expectations (the low ones) I,ll be flooded with emails and requests for a date and......
Anyway, I reckon if I try to fulfill expectations (the low ones) I,ll be flooded with emails and requests for a date and......
Elley: Seriously, how often have you seen a couple, she drop dead gorgeous,he Neandathol man. Must be the pheremones.
Anyway, I reckon if I try to fulfill expectations (the low ones) I,ll be flooded with emails and requests for a date and......
Anyway, I reckon if I try to fulfill expectations (the low ones) I,ll be flooded with emails and requests for a date and......
and? did it happen?
foreveryoung1: and? did it happen?
Did it happen ??? PC crashed there were that many.....well, one to be exact.
Elley: Did it happen ??? PC crashed there were that many.....well, one to be exact.
well.... my laptop is undergoing serious talks with me.... I'm threating it with the hammer....
I'm on the big nasa computer now
can't do anywork, so I might as well play
Elley: My name is not Elley, though I reckon you,ve guessed that much. I,m not exactly new around here, or anywhere for that matter,but today I feel a new me.
I,m covered from head to foot in tattoos, unshaven and smell like an elephants arsehole. I don,t do dishes, floor cleaning, washing and ironing and I always leave the bogseat up. Afterall, why bark when you can get a dog.
I usually drop the bathroom towel,covered in oil, on the floor, which is also usually littered with socks and undies dirty but wearable. If you ask me to tidy I,ll call you a nag and go to the pub to down a few pints and boast to my mates how I,ve got you right where I want you.
Pretty much all of what constitutes conversation for me will be lewd to outright crude. And if you don,t want to come across, I can always leer like a dirty old man at anything female that moves and get me mucky mags out and ......
I think you get the picture. Any takers ?
I,m covered from head to foot in tattoos, unshaven and smell like an elephants arsehole. I don,t do dishes, floor cleaning, washing and ironing and I always leave the bogseat up. Afterall, why bark when you can get a dog.
I usually drop the bathroom towel,covered in oil, on the floor, which is also usually littered with socks and undies dirty but wearable. If you ask me to tidy I,ll call you a nag and go to the pub to down a few pints and boast to my mates how I,ve got you right where I want you.
Pretty much all of what constitutes conversation for me will be lewd to outright crude. And if you don,t want to come across, I can always leer like a dirty old man at anything female that moves and get me mucky mags out and ......
I think you get the picture. Any takers ?
So Elley...
And what are you looking for???
A donkey????
Aha...so from now on your nickname will be...........
Here He Here He.....
It issssssssss...
ELLEY SMELLEY..
Here He Here He.....
It issssssssss...
ELLEY SMELLEY..
i love you i love you i love you Brilliant.
Made me laugh.
You been in the garden shed painting with little ventilation?
Hello.
Made me laugh.
You been in the garden shed painting with little ventilation?
Hello.
MARTI: Aha...so from now on your nickname will be...........
Here He Here He.....
It issssssssss...
ELLEY SMELLEY..
Here He Here He.....
It issssssssss...
ELLEY SMELLEY..
Touche!
Woman next door called in the council fumigators, said she thought she,d smelt death. Apparently cause I aint been out awhile everyone thought I,d died and was busy bio degrading. Told the guy it was an over production of pheromones I got. Mind,don,t think he was listening, too busy scraping the green runny bacon off his shoe which dropped on the floor a month ago and I forgot, or couldn,t be arsed, to pick up. Bloody neighbours.
Elley: Woman next door called in the council fumigators, said she thought she,d smelt death. Apparently cause I aint been out awhile everyone thought I,d died and was busy bio degrading. Told the guy it was an over production of pheromones I got. Mind,don,t think he was listening, too busy scraping the green runny bacon off his shoe which dropped on the floor a month ago and I forgot, or couldn,t be arsed, to pick up. Bloody neighbours.
Eeeewww Elley stop. I feel ill.
Jan1305: Eeeewww Elley stop. I feel ill.
Hi Jan, sorry. Bought a house many years ago off people a lot worse than this, really. The first viewing lasted thirty seconds and we had to leave. Went back home to get hankies doped up with perfume and returned with hankies held to mouth. Soon as the house was ours we got the council pest control to pop in and the stories the council man told us about these people.....yuk.
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I,m covered from head to foot in tattoos, unshaven and smell like an elephants arsehole. I don,t do dishes, floor cleaning, washing and ironing and I always leave the bogseat up. Afterall, why bark when you can get a dog.
I usually drop the bathroom towel,covered in oil, on the floor, which is also usually littered with socks and undies dirty but wearable. If you ask me to tidy I,ll call you a nag and go to the pub to down a few pints and boast to my mates how I,ve got you right where I want you.
Pretty much all of what constitutes conversation for me will be lewd to outright crude. And if you don,t want to come across, I can always leer like a dirty old man at anything female that moves and get me mucky mags out and ......
I think you get the picture. Any takers ?