I think they would immediately go to CS to harvest the world's greatest minds.....having removed most of the planet's brainpower they would conquer the rest of the world easily by immersing it in reality tv.
What is this "bite me" thing???? Is it an American custom?? If consenting adults wish to nibble on each other that is fine by me...but importuning virtual strangers to take a mouthful seems a bit forward!!!
RE: Fuller figured fans!
The lawn-mowing thread is over there -> oh no, that was the aliens against Bush thread....<- maybe it went that away!