Heartbeats Forum Posts (897)

RE: hi

hope that wine is uncorked girl

RE: hi

i was just cruising with a bottle in hand

RE: hi

<<<<<<<<<<<peeks in see whos here

RE: what is ur fav. romance love song

nickleback..... how you remind me....
chicago ...if you leave me now

questions.

BUMp BUMP BUMP <<<<<<<<<< cause i can,is that a problem

questions.

well consider this do you have a problem that does not have a solution

there is allways a solution even if there are no problems. im sure there is a solution for that problem lol evan a solution to help you have problems

questions.

you want some more brain stimulus

questions.

good thou for a quiet friday night hun what ya think....

questions.

Adam and Eve were the first people on earth............Did they have belly buttons?
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
Are unripened oranges called greens?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Can it be a mistake that "desserts" gives "stressed" spelled backwards?
Could your eyes be called an academy, because there are pupils there?

Crime doesn't pay. . .does that mean that my job is a crime?
Did Noah include termites on the ark?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Do penguins have knees?
Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How could I have been doing 70 miles an hour when I've only been driving for 10 minutes?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered a hostage situation?
If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?
If a turtle does not have a shell on, is he homeless or naked?
If a vegetarian is someone who eats vegetables, what does that make a humanitarian?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If beef comes from a cow and ham from a pig, why do they put beef in hamburgers?
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
If helium existed in a solid form, and you ate it would you get heavier or lighter?
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If love is blind, is lingerie considered Braille?
If nothing sticks to Teflon how do they stick Teflon to the pan?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If someone were to pay you ten cents for every kind word you ever spoke and collect five cents for every unkind word, would you be rich or poor?
If stores claim to be open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, why do they have locks on the doors?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?
If there's so much laborsaving machinery, why don't I have more free time?
If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space?
If the world is spinning so quickly why don't we all get dizzy?
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what was yesterday?

If we weren't meant to keep starting over, would God have granted us monday?
If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
If you're only as old as you feel, how come I can't retire yet?
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are your waiting?


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RE: Hi there

mornin up2007
hope its going well for you..and wellcome to the forums..

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

pray tell who are the gunners

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

How gay is all that? <<<<<<<<<<<< VERY !!!!

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

nite albert come back when ya had your beauty sleep and pick up where ya left off

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

it means changing the subject this is a soccer thread get on with it

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

the evasive love issue huh you still in shock cause a woman knew something you FORGOT

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

happy birthday hun hope u had a good one here have another

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

CONTINUE when your over the shock....

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

you sure babe i think your loyalties are maybe foundering or it the fact im god damn female and i know nothing bout footy here hun have a

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

who you support then as to my thinking are pool not playin in spain in march

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

whos going to spain in march

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

so men who play soccer are`t GAY then or is it the fact there are good dancers

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

typos MAN

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

who ever plays the best are on the SELL SELL SELL list money money money does that mean the new team who buys a million dollar mand win I DONT THINK SO

RE: how supports chelsea and do u think they have bought the premiership----- who do u support

does that mean soccer is GAY

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it is tomorow.

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YES i do like bunnies espeially in a stew..

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was i ed???? easter bunny is so much better then ann summers especially when he takes off that bunny costume...roll on easter.

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YES i love my bunny too...

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YES im
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< brain wave,im off to hyjack some threads

joan reminder to one self when one self reads this post, remind one self of the old saying,"the first sign of madness is what?"

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