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RE: clare pics

and Qs....

RE: men?

it was obvious laughalot its just i can`t comment as i am not a guy...
blimey if a guy was after a 1 nite stand fare play to him for knowing what he wants women can be the same.
but not everyone is same

RE: men?

you don`t pay me enough for what i know.....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: men?

yip there is laughalot
and i got him rolling on the floor laughing
strike the above piss take my apoligies, as for your question my real answer is NO COMMENT
wink

RE: hey

hence why your quiting while ahead.... wise man.....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: hey

reminds me off the tortise and the hare,hmm the hare was ahead rolling on the floor laughing

RE: hey

the cat got your tongue johnny wink temptation is good for the soul once it does`t harm you or anyone sooooooo go for it grin

RE: Anyone awake!!!

awwwww your welcome johnny hug

RE: Anyone awake!!!

god i know that feeling johnny i was just asked to work xmas i do every year but this time xmas day hmmmmmmm im debating it big time its either that or pack up to africa for a long week of it lol....
then again it is only one day a year but people seem to extend it and i think the work up to christmas is the killer......
the little things like in life are the things we miss the most when taken away from us but the thing is to think of the good memories you have from such events them you will always have no matter how old your kids get

RE: Anyone awake!!!

are you going to help her qazi....rolling on the floor laughing
it was a good night believe me watched most haunted 4 web cams on 42 inch plasma now i gotta unhook the net from tv again it was funny thou and a bit of a MESS WAS LEFT god i hate nuts on the funiture on the floor everywhere hahaha watched the grudge then very scary impact on 42 inch plasma and surround sound full blast so you can imagine how many drinks landed on the floor rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Anyone awake!!!

not an easy job princess hahaha still have to clean after house party haloween night blushing

RE: Anyone awake!!!

haha big paypacket bulge commin up johnny,it will be worth it doing the same myself on call at the mo... now that i hate at home waiting for the phone to ring hell its like limbo here no house work will get donerolling on the floor laughing

RE: Anyone awake!!!

thats clocking some over time up johnny.....

RE: Anyone awake!!!

hows the hangover giggles.....rolling on the floor laughing or evan the sugar withdrawl....

RE: Ice skating

cinderella gone to bed nite starwave

RE: Ice skating

i aint that bad ,yetgrin

RE: Ice skating

have at lwast half a glass left in first one,but im getting thererolling on the floor laughing

RE: Ice skating

inhale, exhalerolling on the floor laughing

RE: whatever u want

hehehe i have 5 people om my msn on it since it started..... none of us have a prb with it hun druss left the web page above........... maybe you have to allow pop ups

anyone watching most haunted ??

hb was wrong again it dont work on .com crying

anyone watching most haunted ??

tell tale signs of the spirits kicking in fruity......rolling on the floor laughing cheers

anyone watching most haunted ??

net net net oppppssss......
either one will get it thanks druss... are you watching it...grin

anyone watching most haunted ??

mosthauntedlive and the dot and then a 3 letter word begining with c
lol make sure you have your speackers up to the loudest

anyone watching most haunted ??

living tv most haunted has 4 cams on web for you to watch some scary stuff the last few nights.
any one watching it to-night and participating with the web site conversing

RE: are ya out there

comegetme would it not depend on what your dreams are..........wink

10 Husbands

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TEN HUSBANDS

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services;
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services;
he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer;
he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration;
he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist;
all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector;
all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!

"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

RE: The" how was lostys scary nite doooooooooo? "thread

cross dressers hmmmmmm interesting sounds like fun in my eyes but then i aint normal.......rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The" how was lostys scary nite doooooooooo? "thread

its like drawing blood from a stone since 2pm to-day....
ok who wore what any one dress up as frankenstein ............moping

RE: The" how was lostys scary nite doooooooooo? "thread

hi star,
how did last night go then don`t seem to be getting any replies.....
mumbling

RE: The" how was lostys scary nite doooooooooo? "thread

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now i am left to wounder who was frankanstein,and did he get lucky rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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