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RE: WHAT`S YOUR MOTTO?

How much for the copy right...

RE: Newtons laws of motion

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: WHAT`S YOUR MOTTO?

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"


"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."


"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

"Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."

"Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!"


"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."
Homer J Simpson.


"The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk."


"Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove."


"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."

RE: Thoughts please...

Leo..AKA woody on the IF..

RE: New word with ending letter

dawn

RE: New word with ending letter

lamb

RE: New word with ending letter

dream

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

I'd keep that quiet if I was yourolling on the floor laughing

RE: Good morning Europe

Not a bad guess for an un-couth thick mick..

RE: Good morning Europe

Morning squire...I take it that bloke sargent is an artist

RE: Good morning Europe

I'm sure sommer, nice girl that she is coild sparea case or three..

Morning Galahad

RE: Good morning Europe

Morning sweetcheeks

RE: Good morning Europe

Good morning and good night

RE: Unlikely heart throbs-: Who is yours?

beenabout I use very expensive butter....

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

I know...thats why all the girls leave with a smile...

RE: Unlikely heart throbs-: Who is yours?




Tell me more about the 'or something'grin

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

So now it's sister-hood.....i'll take the two of you on....give both of you a head start..Eddie Cochran said it best...




Eddie Cochran
Cut Across Shorty

Now a country boy called shorty
And a city boy named dan
Had to prove who could run the fastest
To win miss lucy's hand
Now dan had all the money
And he also had the looks
But shorty must have had something, boys
That can't be found in books

Well, a-cut across shorty, shorty cut across
That's what miss lucy said
Cut across shorty, shorty cut across
It's you i wanna wed

Now dan had been in training
A week before the race
He made up his mind
Ol' shorty would end in second place
And dan with his long legs a-flyin'
Left shorty far behind
And shorty heard him holler out
Miss lucy, you'll soon be mine

But shorty wasn't worried
There was a smile upon his face
He knew that he was a-goin' to win
'cause lucy had fixed the race
And just like that old story
About the turtle and the hair
When dan crossed over the finish line
He found shorty waiting there

Keep on rockin'

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Kims cool

RE: LAST POST WINS ?




Wot's this....kitty is first prize

hmmm

RE: Unlikely heart throbs-: Who is yours?

Join the club....In RL I'm.....shy...

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

And who are you kiddin'

RE: HELP!!! COMPUTER PROBLEMS

That's an under-statement....

RE: Unlikely heart throbs-: Who is yours?

But it's all done in the best possible taste.....bouquet

RE: Unlikely heart throbs-: Who is yours?

Nothing ventured...nothing gained...

RE: Unlikely heart throbs-: Who is yours?

Thanks for the vote...Now who's going to second my nomination..grin

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

It's all part of the service..And I'm cheap at half the price..grin

RE: Unlikely heart throbs-: Who is yours?

Like I said before beenabout, Ive beenaroundtheblock...

Lets get back to the thread...Unlikely heart throbs...I would like to nominate my goodself...grin

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Tell you something for nothing...try using 'cuil' not google..It 'cuil' is a new search engine that is bigger than google..it was started by a few ex google CEOs ....

cuil is Irish for knowledge...

RE: Unlikely heart throbs-: Who is yours?

You're a good woman jothumbs up

RE: Unlikely heart throbs-: Who is yours?

Tell you beenabout...While you are talking, I gladly butter her up and make daft sounds in the bed with her..

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